Books, books, books!
2:50 p.m.
Twenty Good Reasons Why Books Make the Best Presents:1� Books don�t need to be assembled before being given.
2� Books don�t need batteries.
3� Books never come in the wrong colour or size.
4� Books don�t need to be serviced by a dealer.
5� Books don�t need spare parts.
6� Books are easier to gift wrap than footballs.
7� Books don�t bite, scratch or kick.
8� Books don�t need watering or fertilizing.
9� Books don�t irritate your allergies.
10. Books don�t go out of style.
11� Books look good with any decor.
12� Books don�t get aphids or draw ants.
13. Books don�t bark or need to be walked in the middle of the night.
14� Books don�t shrink, stretch or fade.
15� Books don�t need extension cords.
16� Books won�t scratch the coffee table.
17� Books don�t get stale before they arrive.
18� Books never need ironing.
19� Books don�t have zippers that break.
20� When you are finished with a book, it is not empty.
You gotta love them. I know I do.
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