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Have you ever�?

Friday, Dec. 9, 2005
7:54 a.m.
I�m hoping that by posting this now, I will have the willpower to stay away from the internet for a few hours while I finish my Latin assignment, which is due today. I got this from both coldandgray and harri3tspy.

HAVE YOU EVER�?

(x) snuck out of the house: Oh probably when I was a kid. I don�t think waking up early to go for walks before the rest of the family is up counts.
(x) gotten lost in your city: When I was quite young my brother got us hopelessly lost by not following my mother�s directions on how to get home from the cinema where 1001 Dalmations was playing (the original animation, that is)
(x) seen a shooting star: Not only have I seen shooting stars, I also saw a bolloid once while driving home from Montreal in the dark.
(x) had a serious surgery: I was initially going to answer �no� to this one, but then I remembered that caesarian sections really do count as surgery, and they were pretty serious.
(x) gone out in public in your pajamas: I don�t think anyone actually saw me in my pyjamas, but I have driven people where they had to go with a coat and boots on over my PJs.
(x) kissed a stranger: Not a real, slobbery kiss, but a kiss nonetheless.
(x) hugged a stranger: I do this all too often, I�m afraid.
(x) been in a fist fight: When I was in grade 5 or 6 in the school yard with a boy in the earlier year. Now that I think about it, it was pretty stupid.
( ) been arrested
( ) ridden in a cop car
(x) been to Europe: Yes, several times.
(x) done drugs: I partook of marijuana several times while I was at university, but never really enjoyed the experience.
(x) had alcohol: Of course.
( ) gotten a tattoo
( ) run away: No, but I feel like it, often.
(x) played strip poker: As a kid I did, not as an adult.
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose: My older brother used to do this to me on purpose, I�m convinced. The worst was hot tea coming through those delicate nasal passages.
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator: I�m answering yes to this one, because I�m positive I must have, but I can�t remember it.
(x) swore at your parents: And did I ever receive the licking of my life!
(x) been in love: I am in love right now.
(x) been obsessed with someone: Often.
( ) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
( ) broken a bone
(x) been high: During the above-mentioned university THC forays. Also, fennel tisane does weird things to me.
(x) skinny-dipped: Both at night and in daylight, in an apartment pool and a public beach (Lake Huron) respectively.
(x) skipped school: Yes, I admit it.
( ) flashed someone
(x) saw a therapist: In university I was having relationship problems, so I had a few months worth of sessions with a campus counsellor.
(x) played spin the bottle: As a teenager.
(x) gotten stitches: Remember those caesareans?
(x) peed in a public place: One of the hedged gardens at the palace of Versailles. I was desperate, and Hubby stood guard.
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone: I bit the dentist when he was putting those cardboard-clad X-ray films in my mouth. He said, �Bite down now,� but didn�t get his hand out quickly enough.
(x) been to Disneyland: Disneyworld, actually.
(x) gotten the chicken pox: Yes, when I was 10 or so.
(x) kissed a member of the same sex : I have, but not passionately.
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) shoplifted: When I was quite young, I stole a 10� chocolate bar from the supermarket. The guilt affects me still.
( ) been fired
(x) had a crush on someone of the same sex: I was enamored with Catherine Zeta Jones after she appeared in Zorro. Does that count?
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back: Oh yeah.
( ) stolen something from your job
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend: How else do you answer the question: How do you like my new haircut?
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) had a one-night stand: I�ve had several, but it�s been a while.
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in New Orleans: Even though I wasn�t there for mardi-gras, I did arrive a week later, and the city was still partying.
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) had sex at work: I work at home, so does that count?
( ) had an affair
(x) been married....
( ) gotten divorced
(x) had children
( ) seen someone die
(x) had a close friend die: People get old and they wear out. What are you going to do about it?
( ) been to Africa
( ) been in a major natural disaster: Does my son�s room count?
(x) been in a serious car accident: That was when I smashed the Volvo into the bridge in icy conditions. It could have been much more serious than it was, believe me.
( ) damaged public property: The bridge didn�t suffer at all.
(x) been grounded
(x) driven over 400 miles in one day: It seems like all too often.
(x) been to Canada: I live there, sillies.
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) been on a helicopter
( ) been on a seaplane
(x) been on a cruise: Hubby and I were on a mini-cruise in Greece that took us to several islands, as well as Crete and Turkey, mostly for archaelogical tours. It was pretty funny, especially the Captain�s dinner when the other patrons were dressed in evening finery and we were hard put to find clean T-shirts to wear.
(x) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show: I finally saw it on DVD a couple of years ago after avoiding the whole repertoire cinema thing.
(x) thrown up in a bar: It was in the bar�s bathroom, but yes.
(x) blacked out: That�s a scary experience.
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) watched porn: Boring!
(x) read A Clockwork Orange: Excellent book.
( ) seen Risky Business
(x) eaten sushi: Just last week, even.
( ) been snowboarding
(x) met someone in person from the internet: I�ve now met two people from the internet, j-leem and teranika, and I�m holding out for more.
(x) lost a child: I presume this one means in a miscarriage, or through death, but I literally lost my daughter in a supermarket (I found her at the loading doors under the watchful eyes of an employee) and I have never been so frantic in my life.
(x) gone to college: I can�t seem to get away from the place.
( ) done hard drugs
( ) tried killing yourself
(x) fired a gun: Well, not a gun, but a rifle during target practice at summer camp. I was a pretty good shot.
( ) purposely hurt yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) miss someone right now: I miss zitagsd. I wish we lived next-door to each other.

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