You know your Latin professor is a geek when...

In an effort to demonstrate a subordinate clause containing a past participle, I said, “Having eaten the cherry pie, I realized I had not also drunk milk of magnesium which would have increased the number of adventures gained.” I then said, “You have no idea what I’m talking about,” and he replied, “Oh, yes, I do.” Whereupon I said, “Oh dear, please don’t tell anyone” and he smiled.

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