Elgan Speaks
...and her words thunder across the land

Archives

Monday, Jan. 6, 2020 :: Happy New Year!

Monday, Jan. 07, 2019 :: Long time no see

Saturday, Sept. 6, 2014 :: A final, final farewell.

Monday, Feb. 15, 2010 :: Hail and Farewell

Sunday, Feb. 14, 2010 :: Happy Valentine’s Day, you kids!

Friday, Feb. 12, 2010 :: Oh where, oh where has my little horn gone?

Thursday, Feb. 11, 2010 :: This too is passing. Thanks guys.

Wednesday, Feb. 10, 2010 :: Breathe...

Tuesday, Feb. 9, 2010 :: Silent night.

Sunday, Feb. 7, 2010 :: I just want to be loved.

Saturday, Feb. 6, 2010 :: Torn

Saturday, Feb. 6, 2010 :: Freezing and blushing

Thursday, Feb. 4, 2010 :: Nobody knows me,... and they really should!

Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2010 :: In the deep midwinter.

Monday, Feb. 1, 2010 :: O Wild West Wind

Sunday, Jan. 31, 2010 :: Another month down the tubes.

Thursday, Jan. 28, 2010 :: Will it never end?

Wednesday, Jan. 27, 2010 :: I read books, too.

Tuesday, Jan. 26, 2010 :: Winter musings.

Monday, Jan. 25, 2010 :: Broken spiderwebs

Saturday, Jan. 23, 2010 :: Another birthday bites the dust.

Thursday, Jan. 21, 2010 :: Where the Southern cross the Yellow Dog.

Monday, Jan. 18, 2010 :: Please make it stop.

Sunday, Jan. 17, 2010 :: I’m out of here.

Saturday, Jan. 16, 2010 :: Thank heaven for little girls.

Friday, Jan. 15, 2010 :: On the bus!

Tuesday, Jan. 12, 2010 :: Broken dishwasher blues.

Saturday, Jan. 9, 2010 :: The knit is on!

Friday, Jan. 8, 2010 :: Yes! We have no dishwasher!

Thursday, Jan. 7, 2010 :: Lifeline

Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2010 :: Still knitting, ripping, knitting, ripping, knitting...

Tuesday, Jan. 5, 2010 :: To sleep, perchance to dream...

Monday, Jan. 4, 2010 :: I’m in a mood.

Sunday, Jan. 3, 2010 :: More snow and post celebratory depression

Sunday, Jan. 3, 2010 :: Dogs in restaurants.

Friday, Jan. 1, 2010 :: Life is a musical...NOT!

Thursday, Dec. 31, 2009 :: The old year passeth and giveth place to new.

Saturday, Dec. 26, 2009 :: Here we go a-wassailing!

Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 :: Kids, zippers, shoes and beer

Thursday, Dec. 17, 2009 :: I am a musician!

Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 :: Long week

Sunday, Dec. 6, 2009 :: I’ll light the fire...

Saturday, Dec. 5, 2009 :: Papers marked. Cheque.

Tuesday, Dec. 1, 2009 :: Another birthday bites the dust.

Sunday, Nov. 29, 2009 :: Rats! Foiled again!

Saturday, Nov. 28, 2009 :: Winter has arrived.

Tuesday, Nov. 24, 2009 :: The Origin of the Specious

Monday, Nov. 23, 2009 :: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Saturday, Nov. 21, 2009 :: Moving on at this petty pace.

Thursday, Nov. 19, 2009 :: The beat goes on...

Monday, Nov. 16, 2009 :: Fried brain cells with onions.

Wednesday, Nov. 11, 2009 :: More distractions.

Sunday, Nov. 8, 2009 :: And then shall thy light shine forth as the morning breaketh.

Friday, Nov. 6, 2009 :: Keeshon, not Kayeshon

Wednesday, Nov. 4, 2009 :: Take the good with the bad.

Sunday, Nov. 1, 2009 :: What is my super power anyway?

Wednesday, Oct. 28, 2009 :: Desire Caught by the... yawn...

Wednesday, Oct. 28, 2009 :: The words unsaid.

Monday, Oct. 26, 2009 :: Mmm.... cashmere.....

Thursday, Oct. 22, 2009 :: Must winter come so soon?

Monday, Oct. 19, 2009 :: Knit, knit, yarn over, slip slip knit, knit... oops!

Saturday, Oct. 17, 2009 :: For want of a nail a shoe was lost.

Friday, Oct. 16, 2009 :: Burr!

Tuesday, Oct. 13, 2009 :: Thanks have been given

Friday, Oct. 9, 2009 :: ... and miles to go before I sleep.

Monday, Oct. 5, 2009 :: Falling flora and fawning fauna

Sunday, Oct. 4, 2009 :: Take an umbrella.

Friday, Oct. 2, 2009 :: What’s old is new again, every day.

Tuesday, Sept. 29, 2009 :: It’s always about love.

Sunday, Sept. 27, 2009 :: Four of the W’s unanswered

Tuesday, Sept. 22, 2009 :: Worries, worries.

Monday, Sept. 21, 2009 :: Dust, moulds and mouse shit.

Sunday, Sept. 20, 2009 :: The ornament returns.

Tuesday, Sept. 15, 2009 :: What is this bluing?

Saturday, Sept. 12, 2009 :: Sunshine & Lollipops

Thursday, Sept. 10, 2009 :: I don’t know if the grass is greener, but it does look that way.

Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2009 :: Knitting, purling and cursing

Friday, Sept. 4, 2009 :: Summer wanes as September waxes.

Thursday, Sept. 3, 2009 :: More numb bum.

Monday, Aug. 31, 2009 :: All things must pass away, but they haven’t yet.

Sunday, Aug. 30, 2009 :: Is this completely necessary?

Saturday, Aug. 29, 2009 :: The falling leaves...

Wednesday, Aug. 26, 2009 :: If your nether regions offend you, cut them out.

Monday, Aug. 24, 2009 :: I can’t believe I ate... Oh, never mind.

Sunday, Aug. 23, 2009 :: Two wedding anniversaries and orchids

Thursday, Aug. 20, 2009 :: Sorry, Kathy. Here’s another entry.

Wednesday, Aug. 19, 2009 :: We’re back.

Monday, Aug. 10, 2009 :: Catching up on the fly.

Friday, Aug. 7, 2009 :: By the Power of YooToobe!

Monday, Aug. 3, 2009 :: I feel their grief.

Saturday, Aug. 1, 2009 :: What happens when the most important person in your life says his “life is shit”?

Friday, Jul. 31, 2009 :: Happy birthday to a very special sweetyperson out there.

Wednesday, Jul. 29, 2009 :: Sizzling!

Tuesday, Jul. 28, 2009 :: Heat and jazz

Sunday, Jul. 26, 2009 :: More rain, inside and out.

Saturday, Jul. 25, 2009 :: Movies. Lots of movies.

Friday, Jul. 24, 2009 :: Bread. Laundry. Music.

Thursday, Jul. 23, 2009 :: A birthday, a half-birthday, and a funeral.

Wednesday, Jul. 22, 2009 :: Thank you notes

Tuesday, Jul. 21, 2009 :: Attitude. Who needs it?

Monday, Jul. 20, 2009 :: Long drives in the car and emotional roller coaster trips.

Thursday, Jul. 16, 2009 :: Get the buckets ready.

Monday, Jul. 13, 2009 :: Don’t make me answer the phone anymore, please.

Sunday, Jul. 12, 2009 :: My breast is laid bare.

Saturday, Jul. 11, 2009 :: Yarn

Thursday, Jul. 9, 2009 :: A dark cloud across the sun of my mind.

Wednesday, Jul. 8, 2009 :: Sometimes things don�t go so well.

Sunday, Jul. 5, 2009 :: Wringing wet

Thursday, Jul. 2, 2009 :: To dissolve into a dew...

Wednesday, Jul. 1, 2009 :: A very merry 142nd birthday to my home and native land!

Monday, Jun. 29, 2009 :: R.I.P. Karen

Sunday, Jun. 28, 2009 :: Through the looking glass.

Sunday, Jun. 28, 2009 :: Random thoughts

Saturday, Jun. 27, 2009 :: ... Home again, home again, jiggedy jig.

Tuesday, Jun. 23, 2009 :: To market, to market to buy a fat pig...

Sunday, Jun. 21, 2009 :: Happy Summer Solstice!

Saturday, Jun. 20, 2009 :: Music, not apples, in the orchard

Thursday, Jun. 18, 2009 :: If academia, then why not life?

Sunday, Jun. 14, 2009 :: Full fathom five...

Saturday, Jun. 13, 2009 :: Jour de l’amitié

Friday, Jun. 12, 2009 :: A mother’s plight

Wednesday, Jun. 10, 2009 :: The real reason why older women pursue younger men.

Tuesday, Jun. 9, 2009 :: For the love of God, Montresor!

Monday, Jun. 8, 2009 :: Kisses in sunbeams

Saturday, Jun. 6, 2009 :: There are places I’ll remember...

Friday, Jun. 5, 2009 :: Teeny tiny

Thursday, Jun. 4, 2009 :: Non mea culpa!

Wednesday, Jun. 3, 2009 :: Rubber keys

Monday, Jun. 1, 2009 :: Lies. All lies.

Wednesday, May. 27, 2009 :: Story Virus

Tuesday, May. 26, 2009 :: Back, but not for long.

Thursday, May. 21, 2009 :: Hare today, goon tomorrow.

Tuesday, May. 19, 2009 :: There�s no place like home.

Friday, May. 15, 2009 :: Leaving on a Greyhound...

Thursday, May. 14, 2009 :: Suffering for Love

Tuesday, May. 12, 2009 :: I’m not gone, just busy.

Friday, May. 1, 2009 :: Everybody jump up on the peace train.

Thursday, Apr. 30, 2009 :: My house smells like a bakeshop.

Tuesday, Apr. 28, 2009 :: Good luck, Jennifer!

Saturday, Apr. 25, 2009 :: Sun, sun, glorious sun!

Friday, Apr. 24, 2009 :: Birthdays

Thursday, Apr. 23, 2009 :: Going ... going ...

Tuesday, Apr. 21, 2009 :: No daffodils yet. Hurry up spring!

Sunday, Apr. 19, 2009 :: Tengo que estudiar Español.

Saturday, Apr. 18, 2009 :: The question answered in search of the fountain of youth.

Friday, Apr. 17, 2009 :: One down, one to go.

Wednesday, Apr. 15, 2009 :: Amazing

Wednesday, Apr. 15, 2009 :: Pat-a-cake

Monday, Apr. 13, 2009 :: Ninety years in a nutshell

Wednesday, Apr. 8, 2009 :: Decompressing

Tuesday, Apr. 7, 2009 :: Ouch my jaw! Ouch my neck!

Monday, Apr. 6, 2009 :: Dream or nightmare?

Friday, Apr. 3, 2009 :: Down the tubes.

Tuesday, Mar. 31, 2009 :: Can’t speak, can’t sing.

Monday, Mar. 30, 2009 :: I am once more ill. Why me?

Friday, Mar. 27, 2009 :: I knit, therefore I am.

Monday, Mar. 23, 2009 :: In the heat of emotion.

Sunday, Mar. 22, 2009 :: Is this the end?

Friday, Mar. 20, 2009 :: The telling of tales.

Wednesday, Mar. 18, 2009 :: Catching up

Monday, Mar. 16, 2009 :: When inspiration runs low.

Sunday, Mar. 15, 2009 :: Beware the Ides of March! I said, “Julie! Don’t go!”

Thursday, Mar. 12, 2009 :: Why I am glad I don’t live alone.

Tuesday, Mar. 10, 2009 :: Hubby’s new toy.

Sunday, Mar. 8, 2009 :: A beginning, a middle, and an end.

Thursday, Feb. 26, 2009 :: Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes...

Wednesday, Feb. 25, 2009 :: Well, it’s a good old car, though the clutch is a little loose.

Monday, Feb. 23, 2009 :: Snow, snow, go away.

Sunday, Feb. 22, 2009 :: I hear a train a-coming...

Saturday, Feb. 21, 2009 :: The deed is done.

Monday, Feb. 16, 2009 :: I’m so tired of crying...

Saturday, Feb. 14, 2009 :: After long silence...

Monday, Feb. 9, 2009 :: Someone painted April Fool...

Friday, Feb. 6, 2009 :: There’s no doubt in my mind where I’m going, I’ve got my instincts to show me the way.

Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009 :: Three alto saxophones, see how they play!

Monday, Feb. 2, 2009 :: I look in my glass and see that lemon curl.

Sunday, Feb. 1, 2009 :: I want you to rock me like my back ain’t got no bone.

Thursday, Jan. 29, 2009 :: The Mitre is mightier than the microphone.

Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2009 :: I ain’t goin’ down that long and lonesome road all by myself.

Sunday, Jan. 25, 2009 :: Baby, I’m the same as you!

Saturday, Jan. 24, 2009 :: The day after

Thursday, Jan. 22, 2009 :: Love is all you need.

Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2009 :: I’m covered by a little black cloud.

Monday, Jan. 19, 2009 :: Who let the cat in?

Saturday, Jan. 17, 2009 :: Some people!

Friday, Jan. 16, 2009 :: One week to my birthday!

Thursday, Jan. 15, 2009 :: Feed the birds

Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2009 :: Tuesday update and that empty feeling.

Saturday, Jan. 10, 2009 :: Some Canned Heat would be nice about now.

Thursday, Jan. 8, 2009 :: An expensive trip.

Sunday, Jan. 4, 2009 :: Yes Man

Thursday, Jan. 1, 2009 :: ... and so it begins ...

Wednesday, Dec. 31, 2008 :: Ring out the old...

Saturday, Dec. 27, 2008 :: Movie time

Friday, Dec. 26, 2008 :: Smoke in the garage.

Wednesday, Dec. 24, 2008 :: Yule be sorry!

Sunday, Dec. 21, 2008 :: Happy Hannukah!

Friday, Dec. 19, 2008 :: It’s a “guy” thing.

Thursday, Dec. 18, 2008 :: I have been interviewed.

Wednesday, Dec. 17, 2008 :: Where does the time go?

Sunday, Dec. 14, 2008 :: Deck the halls

Friday, Dec. 12, 2008 :: More booze!

Thursday, Dec. 11, 2008 :: H. Sapiens: Not very sapient, methinks.

Wednesday, Dec. 10, 2008 :: The nest just keeps emptying, over and over and over again.

Monday, Dec. 8, 2008 :: Keep the woodstove stoked.

Sunday, Dec. 7, 2008 :: Booooooobs!

Friday, Dec. 5, 2008 :: More excitement

Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 :: Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting...

Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 :: Eat, drink and be merry.

Monday, Dec. 1, 2008 :: ...and so we begin the last month of the year.

Friday, Nov. 28, 2008 :: Argh! My feet! My back! Argh!

Thursday, Nov. 27, 2008 :: Happy Birthday, Linda!

Saturday, Nov. 22, 2008 :: Catching up.

Thursday, Nov. 20, 2008 :: Oral and Aural: discuss

Wednesday, Nov. 19, 2008 :: Hump day

Tuesday, Nov. 18, 2008 :: Tuesday, again.

Monday, Nov. 17, 2008 :: I’m a gossip and a catty soprano.

Saturday, Nov. 15, 2008 :: If I have to hear that piece one more time...

Friday, Nov. 14, 2008 :: When altos collapse.

Thursday, Nov. 13, 2008 :: Snot, snot, and more snot.

Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2008 :: A shameless plug!

Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2008 :: Remembrance Day remembered

Sunday, Nov. 9, 2008 :: Finally, where I went and what I did.

Wednesday, Nov. 5, 2008 :: Love is all you need.

Monday, Oct. 27, 2008 :: Bullet points:

Sunday, Oct. 26, 2008 :: Counting down

Saturday, Oct. 25, 2008 :: Man on Wire

Friday, Oct. 24, 2008 :: Too loud!

Thursday, Oct. 23, 2008 :: Things are looking up ... and sideways.

Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2008 :: Ephemeral art and agelessness

Tuesday, Oct. 21, 2008 :: All mixte up.

Monday, Oct. 20, 2008 :: Would you like some phlegm with that?

Sunday, Oct. 19, 2008 :: Ouch

Friday, Oct. 17, 2008 :: Lots of stuff going on, as usual.

Thursday, Oct. 16, 2008 :: The Dining Room

Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2008 :: Memory and autumn leaves

Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2008 :: Things that suck

Thursday, Oct. 9, 2008 :: One last dig.

Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2008 :: Computerless in L’ville

Monday, Oct. 6, 2008 :: “oobleckin’ frizzin-fit. drool.”

Sunday, Oct. 5, 2008 :: The autumn leaves of red and gold.

Saturday, Oct. 4, 2008 :: De omnibus iurem errare postulo.

Thursday, Oct. 2, 2008 :: Buskers in the quad

Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2008 :: What, why and who

Monday, Sept. 29, 2008 :: Clueless

Saturday, Sept. 27, 2008 :: Sing Misty for me.

Thursday, Sept. 25, 2008 :: Mustn’t get sick....

Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2008 :: An ode on a dead cat.

Saturday, Sept. 20, 2008 :: Happily ever after? Not this time.

Friday, Sept. 19, 2008 :: The Lives of Others

Thursday, Sept. 18, 2008 :: All for a wooden flute

Wednesday, Sept. 17, 2008 :: Camphor... mmm....

Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008 :: My father

Monday, Sept. 15, 2008 :: Bright Carvers

Sunday, Sept. 14, 2008 :: It cries in my heart like it rains on the town.

Saturday, Sept. 13, 2008 :: All or nothing at all.

Friday, Sept. 12, 2008 :: The alternative is always worse.

Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008 :: S is for Sweater

Tuesday, Sept. 9, 2008 :: Il pleure dans mon coeur comme il pleut sur la ville...

Sunday, Sept. 7, 2008 :: Spill it

Friday, Sept. 5, 2008 :: Potato salad, pie, and pleasantries

Friday, Sept. 5, 2008 :: To give it up, or not to give it up; that is the question.

Tuesday, Sept. 2, 2008 :: The birds have flown and the nest is bare.

Saturday, Aug. 30, 2008 :: The Last Supper

Friday, Aug. 29, 2008 :: It’s real this time.

Thursday, Aug. 28, 2008 :: Itchy

Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2008 :: Back to school

Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2008 :: Full to overflowing, and then some.

Monday, Aug. 25, 2008 :: Gaps

Saturday, Aug. 23, 2008 :: We all need saving from ourselves.

Saturday, Aug. 23, 2008 :: Twenty-six down, ? to go.

Thursday, Aug. 21, 2008 :: The Effekt is effectively ended.

Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2008 :: Pesto

Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2008 :: I can wait, I suppose.

Sunday, Aug. 17, 2008 :: Food, glorious food!

Saturday, Aug. 16, 2008 :: Niceness

Thursday, Aug. 14, 2008 :: The deed is done. You carry on.

Sunday, Aug. 10, 2008 :: Out of a clear blue sky...

Saturday, Aug. 9, 2008 :: Talk about a boring entry!

Thursday, Aug. 7, 2008 :: Knit one...

Tuesday, Aug. 5, 2008 :: Sunshine, laundry and other banalities.

Monday, Aug. 4, 2008 :: Dialogue and lack thereof.

Sunday, Aug. 3, 2008 :: What is wrong with me?

Saturday, Aug. 2, 2008 :: A wedding and a play about newlyweds.

Friday, Aug. 1, 2008 :: Ah, young love.

Thursday, Jul. 31, 2008 :: Birthday downpour

Tuesday, Jul. 29, 2008 :: Updated at last.

Thursday, Jul. 24, 2008 :: Bye, bye NFLD

Wednesday, Jul. 23, 2008 :: Return of the tree planter

Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2008 :: M0re Gr0s M0rne

Monday, Jul. 21, 2008 :: Gr0s M0rne ~ Days 1 & 2

Sunday, Jul. 20, 2008 :: St. John’s

Saturday, Jul. 5, 2008 :: Farewell for a while, dear readers.

Friday, Jul. 4, 2008 :: Wait ’till the sun shines, Nellie!

Thursday, Jul. 3, 2008 :: We’re all sad.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008 :: Sunshine, laundry, families, and shit.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008 :: O Canada, etc.

Monday, Jun. 30, 2008 :: A perfect last day in June.

Saturday, Jun. 28, 2008 :: Mosquitoes and wet weather. Ick.

Friday, Jun. 27, 2008 :: It’s three o’clock in the fucking morning!

Thursday, Jun. 26, 2008 :: Weather

Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2008 :: To sleep, perchance in silence.

Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2008 :: Blue skies at evening...

Monday, Jun. 23, 2008 :: I’m already paying to see the movie; why do I have to watch commercials as well?

Saturday, Jun. 21, 2008 :: It’s raining, no it’s sunny, no, spoke too soon, it’s raining again!

Thursday, Jun. 19, 2008 :: Next time I will demure.

Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2008 :: It never ends.

Tuesday, Jun. 17, 2008 :: The Big Apple in a Nut Shell

Thursday, June 12, 2008 :: Cooler, calmer and crisper?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008 :: It’s all good, and I didn’t have to do anything.

Monday, June 9, 2008 :: Gas prices hit .50/litre in Montreal today.

Sunday, June 8, 2008 :: It’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall.

Saturday, June 7, 2008 :: Hot stuff!

Friday, June 6, 2008 :: ... and so it goes.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008 :: Moon, June, Garbo, hobo

Tuesday, June 3, 2008 :: Addendum

Tuesday, June 3, 2008 :: Mommy!

Monday, June 2, 2008 :: Home again, home again, jiggety jog.

Monday, June 2, 2008 :: The world is grey.

Saturday, May 31, 2008 :: Bachelor or bachelorette?

Friday, May 30, 2008 :: You got gas? I don’t have gas.

Friday, May 30, 2008 :: What does “dominion” mean anyway?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 :: Dirt of one kind and another.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 :: “What a dump!”

Monday, May 26, 2008 :: Life, death and laundry

Sunday, May 25, 2008 :: Pocky!

Friday, May 23, 2008 :: On the 22nd anniversary of my daughter’s birth.

Thursday, May 22, 2008 :: I’m hot, baby!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 :: Pity me

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 :: It’s all good.

Monday, May 19, 2008 :: Vengeful barbers and meat pies.

Sunday, May 18, 2008 :: You want dirt? I’ve got dirt!

Sunday, May 18, 2008 :: Ho hum

Friday, May 16, 2008 :: Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

Thursday, May 15, 2008 :: Rice noodles, bean sprouts, tofu, fried in oil... What’s not to like?

Wednesday, May 14, 2008 :: Duh!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008 :: I want to run away from home.

Monday, May 12, 2008 :: Just put your feet in these stirrups here.

Sunday, May 11, 2008 :: Happy Mother’s Day, everyone!

Saturday, May 10, 2008 :: Have you seen the price of gas lately?

Friday, May 9, 2008 :: Let him go.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 :: Don’t make me grow up.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008 :: The way things are.

Thursday, May. 1, 2008 :: No rest for the menopausal.

Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2008 :: Where’s the sunshine gone?

Monday, Apr. 28, 2008 :: To make matters worse...

Monday, Apr. 28, 2008 :: I need a hug.

Saturday, Apr. 26, 2008 :: This is not getting my taxes filed.

Thursday, Apr. 24, 2008 :: A day in the life.

Wednesday, Apr. 23, 2008 :: Where does my mind go when my body is asleep?

Tuesday, Apr. 22, 2008 :: My second post today.

Tuesday, Apr. 22, 2008 :: I’m back

Thursday, Apr. 17, 2008 :: Pissed. Off. Not drunk.

Wednesday, Apr. 16, 2008 :: The shit winds have hit the shit fans, and they’re calling your name.

Monday, Apr. 14, 2008 :: Gah!

Sunday, Apr. 13, 2008 :: No hair of the dog, and definitely no more dog.

Saturday, Apr. 12, 2008 :: Two down, one to go.

Friday, Apr. 11, 2008 :: Quatrevingt-neuf

Thursday, Apr. 10, 2008 :: Dream a little dream for me.

Thursday, Apr. 10, 2008 :: One more word, and that’s it.

Wednesday, Apr. 9, 2008 :: Drunk, again.

Monday, Apr. 7, 2008 :: Winding up and down.

Sunday, Apr. 6, 2008 :: You are getting sleepy...

Saturday, Apr. 5, 2008 :: Across the Universe

Friday, Apr. 4, 2008 :: What are the odds?

Thursday, Apr. 3, 2008 :: Grass, memory and tragedy

Wednesday, Apr. 2, 2008 :: Pyramid scheme

Tuesday, Apr. 1, 2008 :: La di dah

Monday, Mar. 31, 2008 :: Why does spring remain unsprung?

Sunday, Mar. 30, 2008 :: Which will toll first: wedding or funeral bells?

Saturday, Mar. 29, 2008 :: Maple sap and all that jazz.

Thursday, Mar. 27, 2008 :: R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2008 :: Yawn...snrk...snore...huh?

Monday, Mar. 24, 2008 :: It’s National Brotherhood Week!

Saturday, Mar. 22, 2008 :: Blue skies...

Friday, Mar. 21, 2008 :: Happy Purim!

Thursday, Mar. 20, 2008 :: Diamonds aren’t forever.

Wednesday, Mar. 19, 2008 :: You can’t always get what you want...

Tuesday, Mar. 18, 2008 :: The lights are on, but no one’s home.

Monday, Mar. 17, 2008 :: Roaring to life!

Sunday, Mar. 16, 2008 :: The nights get shorter and so do I.

Thursday, Mar. 13, 2008 :: Guess what! It’s snowing again!

Tuesday, Mar. 11, 2008 :: Aging, death and karaoke

Monday, Mar. 10, 2008 :: There and back, with a detour and a snow storm thrown in for good measure.

Wednesday, Feb. 27, 2008 :: I’m leaving on a jet plane.

Tuesday, Feb. 26, 2008 :: Willow, weep for me.

Monday, Feb. 25, 2008 :: So frikkin’ tired...

Sunday, Feb. 24, 2008 :: To have and to hold from this day forth.

Saturday, Feb. 23, 2008 :: Gnomes, fireworks and excruciatingly long car chase scenes.

Friday, Feb. 22, 2008 :: The Beatles had a point.

Thursday, Feb. 21, 2008 :: Mom update

Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2008 :: Total eclipse of the moon

Tuesday, Feb. 19, 2008 :: To bail or not to bail? That’s one question.

Monday, Feb. 18, 2008 :: Ouch! My ear! Ouch! My face!

Sunday, Feb. 17, 2008 :: Does your face hurt you? Well, it’s killing me!

Saturday, Feb. 16, 2008 :: Vive la différance!

Friday, Feb. 15, 2008 :: Dull, dull, dull

Thursday, Feb. 14, 2008 :: Send chocolate!

Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2008 :: A treatise on the emotional baggage of excrement.

Tuesday, Feb. 12, 2008 :: Once more, the Naughty Sorceress is history.

Monday, Feb. 11, 2008 :: Genius runs in the family.

Sunday, Feb. 10, 2008 :: The deed is done. You carry on.

Saturday, Feb. 9, 2008 :: Damn good!

Friday, Feb. 8, 2008 :: Who’ll stop the snow?

Thursday, Feb. 7, 2008 :: John Brown’s body likes a-mouldering in the grave.

Wednesday, Feb. 6, 2008 :: You know your Latin professor is a geek when...

Monday, Feb. 4, 2008 :: Another shot at it.

Sunday, Feb. 3, 2008 :: The Birds!

Friday, Feb. 1, 2008 :: The weatherman wins...again.

Friday, Feb. 01, 2008 :: Breaking of legs

Thursday, Jan. 31, 2008 :: Wild Wind

Tuesday, Jan. 29, 2008 :: Submit

Monday, Jan. 28, 2008 :: Wintertime nighs...

Monday, Jan. 28, 2008 :: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Sunday, Jan. 27, 2008 :: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing...

Sunday, Jan. 27, 2008 :: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing...

Saturday, Jan. 26, 2008 :: I’m getting better, really I am!

Friday, Jan. 25, 2008 :: In honour of Robbie Burns

Thursday, Jan. 24, 2008 :: I’m old and cold.

Tuesday, Jan. 22, 2008 :: Like moths to a flame

Monday, Jan. 21, 2008 :: Mmmm...pie...

Sunday, Jan. 20, 2008 :: Madness ... and despair.

Saturday, Jan. 19, 2008 :: Don’t jump in the big chariot; it will only make you dusty.

Saturday, Jan. 19, 2008 :: Dinner, a movie, a dram and canal.

Thursday, Jan. 17, 2008 :: Toot, tootling away.

Wednesday, Jan. 16, 2008 :: Pie...please.

Tuesday, Jan. 15, 2008 :: Curvature of the mind.

Monday, Jan. 14, 2008 :: Moods, cases and declensions, oh my!

Sunday, Jan. 13, 2008 :: Yawn

Saturday, Jan. 12, 2008 :: What, you lookin’ at me?

Friday, Jan. 11, 2008 :: Everything’s coming up babies...

Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 :: A mystery solved and a crochet hook.

Wednesday, Jan. 9, 2008 :: WTF?

Thursday, Jan. 3, 2008 :: Tiny Grasshopper

Wednesday, Jan. 2, 2008 :: Snow and silence

Tuesday, Jan. 1, 2008 :: Call me Peter Pan

Tuesday, Jan. 1, 2008 :: Let the games begin!

Monday, Dec. 31, 2007 :: Ring out the old...

Monday, Dec. 31, 2007 :: ...and there’s paper all over the floor in Sector 11!

Saturday, Dec. 29, 2007 :: Pack it in

Friday, Dec. 28, 2007 :: Waiting for Edward

Thursday, Dec. 27, 2007 :: On Strike!

Tuesday, Dec. 25, 2007 :: All quiet on the Crimb0 front.

Sunday, Dec. 23, 2007 :: Crimb0 preparations

Saturday, Dec. 22, 2007 :: There and Back (and In-between)

Friday, Dec. 21, 2007 :: The prodigal returns.

Wednesday, Dec. 12, 2007 :: Me me me me!

Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2007 :: Mark it with tea.

Monday, Dec. 10, 2007 :: Nature Boy

Monday, Dec. 10, 2007 :: I want to live, Marge! I want to live!

Sunday, Dec. 9, 2007 :: Our sound has gone out

Friday, Dec. 7, 2007 :: One Messiah down, one to go.

Thursday, Dec. 6, 2007 :: A fish, a bone, and a craw.

Wednesday, Dec. 5, 2007 :: You give me fever.

Tuesday, Dec. 4, 2007 :: For he is like a refiner’s fire.

Tuesday, Dec. 4, 2007 :: There were shepherds abiding in their fields...

Monday, Dec. 3, 2007 :: Embrace me...

Sunday, Dec. 2, 2007 :: Refiner’s Fire

Saturday, Dec. 1, 2007 :: Silent night

Friday, Nov. 30, 2007 :: Baby, it’s cold outside.

Tuesday, Nov. 27, 2007 :: Gah!

Monday, Nov. 26, 2007 :: Woo woo woo woo woo woo...

Sunday, Nov. 25, 2007 :: Life goes on, and on, and on, until it stops.

Saturday, Nov. 24, 2007 :: Catching up

Thursday, Nov. 22, 2007 :: When you wish upon a star...

Wednesday, Nov. 21, 2007 :: Wash, rinse, repeat.

Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2007 :: Banshee

Monday, Nov. 19, 2007 :: All’s well that ends...

Sunday, Nov. 18, 2007 :: Lift up your heads.

Sunday, Nov. 18, 2007 :: Grendel’s mom is so hot!

Friday, Nov. 16, 2007 :: And he shall putrify.

Thursday, Nov. 15, 2007 :: An example of what passes for Canadian humour:

Wednesday, Nov. 14, 2007 :: All we like cheese.

Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2007 :: Gone with the autumn wind.

Monday, Nov. 12, 2007 :: Conspiracy theory

Sunday, Nov. 11, 2007 :: I’m blown away, thank you.

Friday, Nov. 9, 2007 :: Off to the big Ott

Wednesday, Nov. 7, 2007 :: I look to the hills
where silver frost replaces
fall’s coppers and golds.


Monday, Nov. 5, 2007 :: Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

Sunday, Nov. 4, 2007 :: Time is once more standard.

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007 :: Where’s that dog that bit me?

Thursday, Nov. 1, 2007 :: Just pull the couch over to cover the bad art.

Wednesday, Oct. 31, 2007 :: Goblins and ghosties and ghouls, oh my!

Tuesday, Oct. 30, 2007 :: Lest we forget...

Monday, Oct. 29, 2007 :: To do or not to do? That is the question.

Sunday, Oct. 28, 2007 :: The seasons change and so did I, you need not wonder why.

Sunday, Oct. 28, 2007 :: No more costume parties, please!

Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007 :: ...and the band played on!

Friday, Oct. 26, 2007 :: Darn, another missed moment of my life.

Thursday, Oct. 25, 2007 :: Sax in the café

Wednesday, Oct. 24, 2007 :: Shine on silver moon.

Tuesday, Oct. 23, 2007 :: Melancholy baby.

Monday, Oct. 22, 2007 :: Dance to the music!

Monday, Oct. 22, 2007 :: Arrgh!

Sunday, Oct. 21, 2007 :: Zap!

Saturday, Oct. 20, 2007 :: Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that’s how it goes.

Friday, Oct. 19, 2007 :: Come heavy sleep

Friday, Oct. 19, 2007 :: So tired

Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2007 :: More vocal pedagogy

Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2007 :: An apology

Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2007 :: Day in brief, very brief.

Monday, Oct. 15, 2007 :: Leaves, back aches and blather

Sunday, Oct. 14, 2007 :: I once was blind, but now can see.

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007 :: Vin aigre

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007 :: Trampolines and tomatoes

Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007 :: We all live in a yellow submarine.

Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2007 :: Getting over the hump

Tuesday, Oct. 9, 2007 :: A brief analysis of a relationship.

Monday, Oct. 8, 2007 :: Thanksgiving: Been there, done that.

Friday, Oct. 5, 2007 :: Thanksgiving prelude

Thursday, Oct. 4, 2007 :: No time

Wednesday, Oct. 3, 2007 :: The flying fur drifts by my nostrils...

Tuesday, Oct. 2, 2007 :: Is it men, or is it just my man?

Monday, Oct. 1, 2007 :: A veil does not avail.

Sunday, Sept. 30, 2007 :: Shades gone.

Sunday, Sept. 30, 2007 :: Don’t read this entry if you tire easily.

Friday, Sept. 28, 2007 :: Better than the rhythm method.

Thursday, Sept. 27, 2007 :: Home again, home again, jiggety jog.

Monday, Sept. 24, 2007 :: And they�re off!

Sunday, Sept. 23, 2007 :: A particularly good use for a picturesque campus

Saturday, Sept. 22, 2007 :: Legends of the Fall

Friday, Sept. 21, 2007 :: And the seasons, they go round and round.

Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007 :: It’s nice to hang out with smart people.

Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007 :: Yesterday done up with a top hat.

Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2007 :: Bullets

Monday, Sept. 17, 2007 :: Dullsville

Sunday, Sept. 16, 2007 :: Hangovers and linguistics

Saturday, Sept. 15, 2007 :: Colour my world.

Friday, Sept. 14, 2007 :: On the verge of eating worms.

Thursday, Sept. 13, 2007 :: I’m fucked.

Wednesday, Sept. 12, 2007 :: The theremin and other musical topics.

Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2007 :: Beware: Bitchfest ahead!

Monday, Sept. 10, 2007 ::
The Fantasy and the Reality


Sunday, Sept. 9, 2007 :: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!

Saturday, Sept. 8, 2007 :: Pesto is the best, o!

Friday, Sept. 7, 2007 :: Heat, hormones and headphones

Friday, Sept. 7, 2007 :: Catty soprano strikes again.

Thursday, Sept. 6, 2007 :: A movie star? Moi?

Wednesday, Sept. 5, 2007 :: Sunshine, lollipops, and hormones

Tuesday, Sept. 4, 2007 :: Pencil that in, please.

Monday, Sept. 3, 2007 :: They’re coming to take me away, ha ha!

Sunday, Sept. 2, 2007 :: After a long day of slaving over a hot stove...

Saturday, Sept. 1, 2007 :: Labour Day is upon us

Thursday, Aug. 30, 2007 :: Stranger than fiction.

Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007 :: The nest is empty, for a while, anyway.

Monday, Aug. 27, 2007 :: He’s leaving home. Bye, bye.

Friday, Aug. 24, 2007 :: The party is about to begin...

Thursday, Aug. 23, 2007 :: Food, glorious food!

Wednesday, Aug. 22, 2007 :: Silver

Tuesday, Aug. 21, 2007 :: Just like old times!

Monday, Aug. 20, 2007 :: Week from hell coming up.

Sunday, Aug. 19, 2007 :: Quotable movie lines and other rather strange thoughts.

Sunday, Aug. 19, 2007 :: Mazal tov!

Friday, Aug. 17, 2007 :: Back to the munane.

Thursday, Aug. 16, 2007 :: It wasn’t a total waste in the end.

Wednesday, Aug. 15, 2007 :: Moving right along.

Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2007 :: Jolly Old England

Monday, Aug. 13, 2007 :: Ye bonny banks and braes

Sunday, Aug. 12, 2007 :: You take the high road...

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007 :: Isle of Man

Thursday, Jul. 26, 2007 :: Leaving on a jet plane...

Wednesday, Jul. 25, 2007 :: Trouble with unions.

Tuesday, Jul. 24, 2007 :: Harry Potter strikes again

Tuesday, Jul. 24, 2007 :: Another July birthday bash bites the big one.

Friday, Jul. 20, 2007 :: In good faith

Thursday, Jul. 19, 2007 :: It’s all in the timing.

Wednesday, Jul. 18, 2007 :: Home ownership and other woes.

Tuesday, Jul. 17, 2007 :: Another day, another dingle.

Monday, Jul. 16, 2007 :: When Irish eyes are smiling...

Sunday, Jul. 15, 2007 :: Zzzzzzzzz...

Saturday, Jul. 14, 2007 :: Shopping

Friday, Jul. 13, 2007 :: Another ho hum Friday 13th.

Thursday, Jul. 12, 2007 :: It’s crystal clear, and that’s the problem.

Wednesday, Jul. 11, 2007 :: What I didn’t tell you.

Tuesday, Jul. 10, 2007 :: Hot jazz on a warm summer’s evening.

Monday, Jul. 9, 2007 :: One crazy lady

Sunday, Jul. 8, 2007 :: Show me the boy...

Saturday, Jul. 7, 2007 :: Sevens all round!

Friday, Jul. 6, 2007 :: Frothing at the mouth.

Thursday, Jul. 5, 2007 :: Mmmm....worms.....

Wednesday, Jul. 4, 2007 :: A-camping we will go

Monday, Jul. 2, 2007 :: Samosas....mmmm.......

Monday, Jul. 2, 2007 :: All that jazz.

Saturday, Jun. 30, 2007 :: -

Friday, Jun. 29, 2007 :: Bandit

Thursday, Jun. 28, 2007 :: Solidarity for ever!

Wednesday, Jun. 27, 2007 :: Long, hot day.

Tuesday, Jun. 26, 2007 :: Done!

Saturday, Jun. 23, 2007 :: Bonne fête nationale!

Friday, Jun. 22, 2007 :: School’s out for summer!

Thursday, Jun. 21, 2007 :: News!

Wednesday, Jun. 20, 2007 :: Not done yet

Monday, Jun. 18, 2007 :: Happy Belated Father’s Day!

Saturday, Jun. 16, 2007 :: Up to my neck in orchestral parts.

Friday, Jun. 15, 2007 :: Shakespeare meets Lil Abner

Thursday, Jun. 14, 2007 :: To leave, perchance to stay...

Wednesday, Jun. 13, 2007 :: Chimed, I’m sure!

Tuesday, Jun. 12, 2007 :: It’s a bust.

Monday, Jun. 11, 2007 :: Red wine on a summer’s evening

Sunday, Jun. 10, 2007 :: Shimmying and stardust

Saturday, Jun. 9, 2007 :: My time was not well spent.

Thursday, Jun. 7, 2007 :: I’m not moving, just splitting my attention.

Wednesday, Jun. 6, 2007 :: The relative calm before the storm.

Tuesday, Jun. 5, 2007 :: Deer skulls, wine and precipitation

Monday, Jun. 4, 2007 :: Dopier, dizzier, and sweatier.

Sunday, Jun. 3, 2007 :: Belly, belly, belly, belly...

Saturday, Jun. 2, 2007 :: Socks, and other terrestrial objects.

Friday, Jun. 1, 2007 :: June is busting out all over.

Thursday, May 31, 2007 :: Take it off, take it all off!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007 :: Abandonment issues

Monday, May 28, 2007 :: Everybody move on, there’s nothing to see here.

Sunday, May. 27, 2007 :: Flying dragons and other psychic phenomena.

Saturday, May 26, 2007 :: Lovely day for a walk.

Friday, May 25, 2007 :: Slow news day

Thursday, May 24, 2007 :: Life isn’t so bad after all.

Thursday, May 24, 2007 :: Everyone just leave me alone, if you know what’s good for you!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007 :: Notebooks, beer and burpdays

Monday, May. 21 2007 :: New graves, fresh grief

Monday, May 21, 2007 :: No more choir till the fall!

Saturday, May 19, 2007 :: Ba’al Zvuv

Saturday, May 19, 2007 :: Weirded out

Thursday, May. 17, 2007 :: The water is wide, I cannot get o’er.

Wednesday, May. 16, 2007 :: I’ve got a bee in my, um, not my bonnet.

Tuesday, May. 15, 2007 :: Delays

Monday, May. 14, 2007 :: I know that you know that I know that you know...

Monday, May. 14, 2007 :: Fête des Mères

Saturday, May. 12, 2007 :: Use the force, El, use the force!

Friday, May. 11, 2007 :: A twist of lime, s’il vous plaît.

Thursday, May. 10, 2007 :: Shhhh!

Wednesday, May. 9, 2007 :: Ghosts from the past.

Tuesday, May. 8, 2007 :: Poppycock!

Monday, May. 7, 2007 :: You’re getting sleepy...

Sunday, May. 6, 2007 :: Movie review

Saturday, May. 5, 2007 :: I am a worry wart.

Friday, May. 4, 2007 :: My intentions were good, but the road is still paved with asphalt.

Thursday, May. 3, 2007 :: What can’t you write about in your diary?

Thursday, May. 3, 2007 :: Go to bed already!

Tuesday, May. 1, 2007 :: Wherein your intrepid diarist jumps on the bandwagon.

Monday, Apr. 30, 2007 :: A tale of two watches.

Monday, Apr. 30, 2007 :: A tale of two watches.

Sunday, Apr. 29, 2007 :: April is the cruelest month.

Saturday, Apr. 28, 2007 :: Thirty days hath September, April...drat, it’s that time again.

Friday, Apr. 27, 2007 :: The party has just begun.

Thursday, Apr. 26, 2007 :: It’s enough to drive you squirrelly.

Wednesday, Apr. 25, 2007 :: Ptui! Ptui!

Tuesday, Apr. 24, 2007 :: Happy Burpday, Buddy Boy!

Monday, Apr. 23, 2007 :: We don’t have spring here, we have sproing!

Sunday, Apr. 22, 2007 :: Serenity

Saturday, Apr. 21, 2007 :: The weather we crave.

Saturday, Apr. 21, 2007 :: We ought to have our own contests.

Thursday, Apr. 19, 2007 :: Where the bee sucks, there suck I.

Wednesday, Apr. 18, 2007 :: It’s cold inside.

Tuesday, Apr. 17, 2007 :: It can, and does, happen here, too.

Monday, Apr. 16, 2007 :: I said wine, not whine!

Sunday, Apr. 15, 2007 :: More concerts, more divorces, and more oobleck.

Saturday, Apr. 14, 2007 :: Too many recitals.

Friday, Apr. 13, 2007 :: Pain, pleasure and more snow.

Thursday, Apr. 12, 2007 :: Goddamned snow.

Thursday, Apr. 12, 2007 :: Fucking up in style.

Wednesday, Apr. 11, 2007 :: Life is a pain in the, well just above the ass.

Monday, Apr. 9, 2007 :: I am armed, somewhat.

Sunday, Apr. 8, 2007 :: The Great War

Sunday, Apr. 8, 2007 :: The last leg of the journey.

Saturday, Apr. 7, 2007 :: Wherein the diarist admits that she is a coward.

Friday, Apr. 6, 2007 :: Trip to T.O.: The first part.

Friday, Mar. 30, 2007 :: Hallelujah!

Thursday, Mar. 29, 2007 :: One down, two to go.

Wednesday, Mar. 28, 2007 :: You never give me your money! You only give me your funny papers.

Tuesday, Mar. 27, 2007 :: Foggy Weather

Monday, Mar. 26, 2007 :: Oh frabjous day, calloo callay!

Sunday, Mar. 25, 2007 :: Honking

Sunday, Mar. 25, 2007 :: I’ve got blisters on my toes!

Friday, Mar. 23, 2007 :: My baby!

Thursday, Mar. 22, 2007 :: Piston broke? So am I, so am I.

Wednesday, Mar. 21, 2007 :: Fear and loathing, uh, I mean, misery...

Wednesday, Mar. 21, 2007 :: Yawn

Tuesday, Mar. 20, 2007 :: Wild goose chase

Monday, Mar. 19, 2007 :: The letter unwritten.

Sunday, Mar. 18, 2007 :: Long, long, long day.

Saturday, Mar. 17, 2007 :: Luck of the Irish to you.

Friday, Mar. 16, 2007 :: The Devil’s coffee!

Wednesday, Mar. 14, 2007 :: March break, finally.

Monday, Mar. 12, 2007 :: I’m back!

Sunday, Feb. 25, 2007 :: I’m off to see the wizard...

Friday, Feb. 23, 2007 :: The prodigal husband has returned.

Thursday, Feb. 22, 2007 :: Long day, longer entry.

Wednesday, Feb. 21, 2007 :: “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.”

Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2007 :: I can see!

Monday, Feb. 19, 2007 :: Starry, starry night

Sunday, Feb. 18, 2007 :: On the [side of the] road again...

Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007 :: No Trespassing!

Friday, Feb. 16, 2007 :: It’s cold outside, no kind of atmosphere...

Thursday, Feb. 15, 2007 :: Happy 42nd Birthday, Flag!

Wednesday, Feb. 14, 2007 :: A Valentine photo essay. No pink or red in this entry.

Tuesday, Feb. 13, 2007 :: It’s a strain, man.

Monday, Feb. 12, 2007 :: And there was singing, and there was dancing...

Sunday, Feb. 11, 2007 :: Vagina M0n0l0gues

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007 :: The politics of sex...again.

Friday, Feb. 9, 2007 :: The Russians came.

Thursday, Feb. 8, 2007 :: I speak, therefore I am.

Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2007 :: Peter Pan syndrome

Tuesday, Feb. 6, 2007 :: Procrastinating Musician Syndrome

Monday, Feb. 5, 2007 :: Amber you say?

Sunday, Feb. 4, 2007 :: How do you like them applets?

Sunday, Feb. 4, 2007 :: Her “Bell Song” was to die for.

Friday, Feb. 2, 2007 :: L’invitation au voyage

Thursday, Feb. 1, 2007 :: Full moon musings

Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2007 :: I went down to the river to pray...

Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2007 :: Banana bread, more birthdays, and brrrrr!

Monday, Jan. 29, 2007 :: Give me a boost, mate?

Sunday, Jan. 28, 2007 :: Remembrance of smells past.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007 :: Like inhaling through your mouth after eating a peppermint.

Friday, Jan. 26, 2007 :: It’s cold outside, no kind of atmosphere...

Thursday, Jan. 25, 2007 :: Sky rockets in flight...

Thursday, Jan. 25, 2007 :: I’m a dancing fool!

Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2007 :: Fifty years down, fifty more to go

Monday, Jan. 22, 2007 :: A half-century minus one day

Sunday, Jan. 21, 2007 :: Pie....

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007 :: We just gotta make the Earth

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007 :: The eyes have it!

Thursday, Jan. 18, 2007 :: To the loss of innocence.

Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007 :: Just keep reading. I eventually come to some sort of conclusion.

Tuesday, Jan. 16, 2007 :: Winter is for the birds, or for some birds, anyway.

Monday, Jan. 15, 2007 :: Icing sugar on the cake of life

Sunday, Jan. 14, 2007 :: Wasted day down the tubes

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007 :: We saw nought of McNaught

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007 :: Two flutes and a piano

Friday, Jan. 12, 2007 :: Loser’s entry

Thursday, Jan. 11, 2007 :: It’s nice to feel wanted.

Wednesday, Jan. 10, 2007 :: I’ve had it with dead languages.

Wednesday, Jan. 10, 2007 :: Déjà vu

Tuesday, Jan. 9, 2007 :: The new term begins.

Monday, Jan. 8, 2007 :: Maybe it just wasn’t funny.

Monday, Jan. 8, 2007 :: I’m just mad about saffron...

Sunday, Jan. 7, 2007 :: Sunday morning

Friday, Jan. 5, 2007 :: Morning crow and midnight owl.

Thursday, Jan. 4, 2007 :: What a good girl am I!

Wednesday, Jan. 3, 2007 :: I Heart Linda

Tuesday, Jan. 2, 2007 :: Sad news update

Monday, Jan. 1, 2007 :: Yuk, yuk, yuk!

Sunday, Dec. 31, 2006 :: Good bye, 2006. Hello, 2007.

Friday, Dec. 29, 2006 :: D’ough!

Friday, Dec. 29, 2006 :: Spam, wonderful spam!

Thursday, Dec. 28, 2006 :: I just want to read.

Wednesday, Dec. 27, 2006 :: An incredibly brief update.

Tuesday, Dec. 26, 2006 :: Here we go a-wassailing...

Monday, Dec. 25, 2006 :: Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet!

Sunday, Dec. 24, 2006 :: The faerie harps are calling...

Saturday, Dec. 23, 2006 :: Potato Latkes

Friday, Dec. 22, 2006 :: S’vivon, sov sov sov

Thursday, Dec. 21, 2006 :: Solstice greetings

Wednesday, Dec. 20, 2006 :: We’re getting there.

Tuesday, Dec. 19, 2006 :: D is for Diva

Monday, Dec. 18, 2006 :: Drama, then food, then spectacle.

Sunday, Dec. 17, 2006 :: Nearly there

Saturday, Dec. 16, 2006 :: Swept away

Friday, Dec. 15, 2006 :: Beauty and the Beast

Thursday, Dec. 14, 2006 :: I’m distracted.

Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2006 :: There is absolutely nothing new to report.

Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2006 :: I’m a translating fool.

Monday, Dec. 11, 2006 :: The name is Cicer0, Marcus TuIIius Cicer0

Sunday, Dec. 10, 2006 :: A German, French and Italian walked into a bar...

Saturday, Dec. 9, 2006 :: Baby, it’s c-c-cold outside.

Wednesday, Dec. 6, 2006 :: Black, black, black is the colour of my true love’s belt.

Tuesday, Dec. 5, 2006 :: Strike a blow for freedom.

Monday, Dec. 4, 2006 :: Zzzzzzz........

Monday, Dec. 4, 2006 :: Blech

Saturday, Dec. 2, 2006 :: Two down, one to go.

Saturday, Dec. 2, 2006 :: How I spent the first of December.

Friday, Dec. 1, 2006 :: The birthday boy ended up being well done by.

Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2006 :: I want to go to bed.

Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2006 :: Just another six days.

Monday, Nov. 27, 2006 :: Combustion is imminent.

Sunday, Nov. 26, 2006 :: In the doldrums.

Friday, Nov. 24, 2006 :: Black, black, black is the colour of this Friday.

Thursday, Nov. 23, 2006 :: No turkeys were hurt in the typing of this entry.

Wednesday, Nov. 22, 2006 :: Life sucks, and other pithy catch phrases.

Tuesday, Nov. 21, 2006 :: Too much all at once.

Monday, Nov. 20, 2006 :: For behold, darkness shall cover the earth.

Sunday, Nov. 19, 2006 :: Rrrrrajjjjjmaaaaa!

Saturday, Nov. 18, 2006 :: Is that a flamenco guitarist in your soup?

Saturday, Nov. 18, 2006 :: Too much information

Thursday, Nov. 16, 2006 :: I am too critical.

Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2006 :: More griping.

Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2006 :: A Bulletin

Monday, Nov. 13, 2006 :: Back in the saddle.

Thursday, Nov. 9, 2006 :: Preparing for withdrawal.

Wednesday, Nov. 8, 2006 :: All talk, no do.

Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2006 :: Bad news and good news.

Monday, Nov. 6, 2006 :: I lead such an incredibly dull life.

Sunday, Nov. 5, 2006 :: Yawn

Saturday, Nov. 4, 2006 :: The speed freak strikes again.

Friday, Nov. 3, 2006 :: If the bed breaks, I’ll meet you in the springs.

Thursday, Nov. 2, 2006 :: Don’t mind me...

Wednesday, Nov. 1, 2006 :: Stell auf dem tisch...

Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2006 :: A tale of two blogs.

Monday, Oct. 30, 2006 :: Goose!

Sunday, Oct. 29, 2006 :: I�ll huff, and I�ll puff, and I�ll blow your house down!

Saturday, Oct. 28, 2006 :: Going for baroque.

Friday, Oct. 27, 2006 :: Friday update

Thursday, Oct. 26, 2006 :: The end of the affair

Wednesday, Oct. 25, 2006 :: It’s long, but worth it.

Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2006 :: Another day, another diary entry.

Monday, Oct. 23, 2006 :: Oh, Sleep, why dost thou leave me?

Sunday, Oct. 22, 2006 :: Teenagers!

Saturday, Oct. 21, 2006 :: The other woman.

Friday, Oct. 20, 2006 :: Must...update...

Thursday, Oct. 19, 2006 :: I�m off to see the movies...

Wednesday, Oct. 18, 2006 :: Il pleure dans mon coeur comme il pleut sur la ville.

Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2006 :: Rain, rain, go away.

Monday, Oct. 16, 2006 :: Madness, despair, and beautiful fall weather

Sunday, Oct. 15, 2006 :: At an impasse.

Saturday, Oct. 14, 2006 :: Enter the dragnonly.

Friday, Oct. 13, 2006 :: We are all grass.

Thursday, Oct. 12, 2006 :: The movie, the cat, the blog and the investment counsellor.

Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2006 :: The apple of my eye.

Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2006 :: Quo tempus it?

Monday, Oct. 9, 2006 :: Somebody loves me!

Thursday, Oct. 5, 2006 :: Still distraught, a bit.

Wednesday, Oct. 4, 2006 :: Bloody Wednesday

Tuesday, Oct. 03, 2006 :: Tired

Monday, Oct. 2, 2006 :: Day of Atonement

Sunday, Oct. 1, 2006 :: Ecce flores!

Sunday, Oct. 1, 2006 :: ...and the walls came tumbling down.

Saturday, Sept. 30, 2006 :: No sleep for the wicked.

Friday, Sept. 29, 2006 :: The food can of worms, reopened.

Thursday, Sept. 28, 2006 :: Nothing but blue skies from now on.

Wednesday, Sept. 27, 2006 :: Nevertheless, why stir up memories?

Tuesday, Sept. 26, 2006 :: Trouble, trouble, when will it ever end?

Tuesday, Sept. 26, 2006 :: I hate my breasts.

Monday, Sept. 25, 2006 :: I�m bummed out, in more ways than one.

Sunday, Sept. 24, 2006 :: Killing floor.

Saturday, Sept. 23, 2006 :: So much chocolate.....

Saturday, Sept. 23, 2006 :: Yesterday, my troubles seemed paramount.

Thursday, Sept. 21, 2006 :: The singing teacher rants...again.

Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2006 :: I shall survive.

Tuesday, Sept. 19, 2006 :: They call it stormy Monday, but Tuesday’s just as bad.

Monday, Sept. 18, 2006 :: Damn technology!

Sunday, Sept. 17, 2006 :: Organic? No thank you.

Saturday, Sept. 16, 2006 :: Feeling waspish, are we?

Friday, Sept. 15, 2006 :: Yummy, yummy, yummy I’ve got food in my tummy!

Thursday, Sept. 14, 2006 :: Trouble, trouble, when will it ever end?

Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006 :: Black day in September

Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2006 :: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

Monday, Sept. 11, 2006 :: Anniversary # 5

Sunday, Sept. 10, 2006 :: Do I smell seared flesh?

Sunday, Sept. 10, 2006 :: The riddle answered.

Saturday, Sept. 9, 2006 :: Three years and a day

Friday, Sept. 08, 2006 :: A mixture of stuff.

Thursday, Sept. 7, 2006 :: End of the blog wars, hopefully.

Thursday, Sept. 7, 2006 :: The blog war continues...

Thursday, Sept. 7, 2006 :: Blog Wars

Wednesday, Sept. 6, 2006 :: Wolfgang, blow that angel trumpet!

Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2006 :: My eyes hurt.

Monday, Sept. 4, 2006 :: Steve Irwin died today.

Sunday, Sept. 3, 2006 :: Get that goddamned vice off my temples!

Saturday, Sept. 2, 2006 :: A circus story.

Thursday, Aug. 31, 2006 :: I must be dreaming.

Wednesday, Aug. 30, 2006 :: Born under a bad sign.

Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2006 :: You know who you are.

Monday, Aug. 28, 2006 :: Rules of the road, and a brief geography lesson.

Sunday, Aug. 27, 2006 :: Pie

Saturday, Aug. 26, 2006 :: Feeling hungry?

Friday, Aug. 25, 2006 :: Here petty, petty, petty!

Thursday, Aug. 24, 2006 :: Shopping! Whee!

Wednesday, Aug. 23, 2006 :: Have you hoid about da boinin'?

Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2006 :: Twist and Shout

Monday, Aug. 21, 2006 :: Pearls before swine.

Monday, Aug. 21, 2006 :: The last leg

Sunday, Aug. 20, 2006 :: The face in the jar by the door.

Saturday, Aug. 19, 2006 :: A nice place for my mouse to be.

Saturday, Aug. 19, 2006 :: The beat goes on.

Friday, Aug. 18, 2006 :: P0rt WiIIiams

Thursday, Aug. 17, 2006 :: Day 1: Halifax

Wednesday, Aug. 9, 2006 :: N0va Sc0tia on my mind.

Tuesday, Aug. 8, 2006 :: Me and my Pluck Buddy

Monday, Aug. 7, 2006 :: The true story behind the headlines.

Sunday, Aug. 6, 2006 :: It was a whale of a time!

Wednesday, Aug. 2, 2006 :: Let it rain, let it pour...

Tuesday, Aug. 1, 2006 :: Pooh!

Monday, Jul. 31, 2006 :: Skin

Monday, Jul. 31, 2006 :: If music be the food of love, then have a biscuit.

Saturday, Jul. 29, 2006 :: The prodigal son returns.

Saturday, Jul. 29, 2006 :: Susie

Saturday, Jul. 29, 2006 :: Susie

Friday, Jul. 28, 2006 :: I like to see it lap the miles...

Wednesday, Jul. 26, 2006 :: Pulling my harp strings.

Thursday, Jul. 20, 2006 :: On the eve of another departure

Wednesday, Jul. 19, 2006 :: All in a day's work

Tuesday, Jul. 18, 2006 :: I'm melting!

Monday, Jul. 17, 2006 :: Supermom vs. Cyberbabe

Sunday, Jul. 16, 2006 :: The last bit, and it's over.

Saturday, Jul. 15, 2006 :: The Fifth Installment

Saturday, Jul. 15, 2006 :: Part the Fourth or Sunday, Sunday

Friday, Jul. 14, 2006 :: The Reunion or Part the Third

Friday, Jul. 14, 2006 :: Part the Second

Thursday, Jul. 13, 2006 :: Part the First

Wednesday, Jul. 12, 2006 :: Home sweet home.

Thursday, July 6, 2006 :: Zzzzzzzzzz.....

Wednesday, July 5, 2006 :: Can't you read, buddy?

Tuesday, July 4, 2006 :: Absinthe makes the wallet grow thinner.

Monday, July 3, 2006 :: Pack all your troubles in your old kit bag!

Sunday, July 2, 2006 :: It's a bird, it's a plane...

Saturday, July 1, 2006 :: Happy Birthday, Canada!

Thursday, Jun. 29, 2006 :: We're going to rock around the clock tonight!

Wednesday, Jun. 28, 2006 :: Summertime, and the living is easy.

Tuesday, Jun. 27, 2006 :: High school revisited

Monday, Jun. 26, 2006 :: Brunch: It's not breakfast, it's not lunch, but you get what you need.

Sunday, Jun. 25, 2006 :: Crumb

Saturday, Jun. 24, 2006 :: Blue skies smiling at me; nothing but blue skies do I see.

Friday, Jun. 23, 2006 :: The way I feel is like a robin...

Thursday, Jun. 22, 2006 :: Remembrance of things past

Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006 :: Promenade

Tuesday, Jun. 20, 2006 :: When sparks refuse to fly.

Monday, Jun. 19, 2006 :: Called to the bar.

Monday, Jun. 19, 2006 :: Ratios

Sunday, Jun. 18, 2006 :: A day for all fathers.

Saturday, Jun. 17, 2006 :: Sushi! Gesundheit!

Friday, Jun. 16, 2006 :: You're in the army now!

Thursday, Jun. 15, 2006 :: It's a plan.

Wednesday, Jun. 14, 2006 :: Your love gives me such a thrill, but your love don't pay my bills; I need money!

Tuesday, Jun. 13, 2006 :: What fools these mortals be!

Monday, Jun. 12, 2006 :: This is why dentists have the highest rate of suicide of any profession.

Sunday, Jun. 11, 2006 :: �and now to bed I hie.

Saturday, Jun. 10, 2006 :: Convocation 2006: Just dripping with sarcasm.

Saturday, Jun. 10, 2006 :: Rain, rain, go away...

Friday, June 9, 2006 :: To die or not to die, that is the question.

Thursday, June 8, 2006 :: Aieee, the pain!

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 :: We are all on the mend.

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 :: What was that number again?

Monday, June 5, 2006 :: Back to work.

Sunday, June 4, 2006 :: Rain, and pain, and a rainbow!

Saturday, June 3, 2006 :: Lust-induced brain freeze indeed!

Friday, June 2, 2006 :: Bye bye birdie.

Friday, June 2, 2006 :: The party�s over�

Thursday, June 1, 2006 :: I have a song to sing-o.

Thursday, June 1, 2006 :: On the mend, incrementally.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 :: Attack of the tree rat!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 :: Ouch!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 :: Gah!

Monday, May 29, 2006 :: June bugs in May

Sunday, May 28, 2006 :: Can you dig it?

Sunday, May 28, 2006 :: Suave persuasian swayed me to suede.

Saturday, May 27, 2006 :: Don�t persuade me to be swayed by suede.

Friday, May 26, 2006 :: Lilacs and laundry

Thursday, May. 25, 2006 :: I have good news, and I have bad news.

Thursday, May 25, 2006 :: Six years gone now.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 :: There is nothing new under the sun...or cloud.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 :: Mother's Day

Monday, May 22, 2006 :: So hungry!

Sunday, May 21, 2006 :: There�s fungus among us.

Saturday, May 20, 2006 :: He eats, he shoots, he leaves!

Saturday, May 20, 2006 :: Are you what you eat?

Friday, May 19, 2006 :: Black, black, black is the colour of my lovely dress.

Thursday, May 18, 2006 :: Technology. You gotta hate it.

Thursday, May 18, 2006 :: I�ll never look at butter the same way again.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006 :: Ding dong the witch is dead!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 :: It�s raining, it�s pouring!

Monday, May 15, 2006 :: Canada�s Census � count yourself in!

Sunday, May 14, 2006 :: Simply Royal

Sunday, May 14, 2006 :: From the symphonic to the ridiculous.

Saturday, May 13, 2006 :: Early morning reminiscence

Friday, May 12, 2006 :: Stupid fucking computer.

Thursday, May 11, 2006 :: ��and then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife�ten times!�

Thursday, May 11, 2006 :: To bleed words or to stem the flow, that is the question.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 :: I must go down to the sea again�

Tuesday, May 9, 2006 :: The crime is in getting caught.

Monday, May 8, 2006 :: Peter Pan syndrome

Sunday, May 7, 2006 :: Every family has one.

Friday, May 5, 2006 :: It�s not goodbye.

Thursday, May 4, 2006 :: Life, like everything else, is finite.

Wednesday, May 3, 2006 :: It�s not rigor mortis, I assure you.

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 :: Minnie Me

Monday, May 1, 2006 :: How zilly of me.

Monday, May 1, 2006 :: Pictures

Sunday, Apr. 30, 2006 :: Don�t count your apricots before they�re made into jam.

Sunday, Apr. 30, 2006 :: What is likely to be just the first entry of the day.

Saturday, Apr. 29, 2006 :: I am taxed beyond words.

Friday, Apr. 28, 2006 :: Practice

Thursday, Apr. 27, 2006 :: Get high with me.

Wednesday, Apr. 26, 2006 :: I feel strange. Do I look strange?

Tuesday, Apr. 25, 2006 :: The jury is out.

Monday, Apr. 24, 2006 :: Birthdays

Sunday, Apr. 23, 2006 :: Je n�aime pas le fromage bleu.

Saturday, Apr. 22, 2006 :: Sex is good for you!

Saturday, Apr. 22, 2006 :: Welcome home Buddy Boy!

Friday, Apr. 21, 2006 :: Match P0int

Thursday, Apr. 20, 2006 :: Bloggers unite!

Wednesday, Apr. 19, 2006 :: The end of an era.

Wednesday, Apr. 19, 2006 :: Not so grand Finale.

Tuesday, Apr. 18, 2006 :: Arrh, mateys!

Monday, Apr. 17, 2006 :: The stench of dead worms
rises above the pavement
on a rain-soaked day.


Sunday, Apr. 16, 2006 :: A turtle is a reptile, not an amphibian.

Saturday, Apr. 15, 2006 :: April showers�

Friday, Apr. 14, 2006 :: Sunshine, lollipops and broken glass everywhere�

Thursday, Apr. 13, 2006 :: Addendum

Thursday, Apr. 13, 2006 :: I have good news and I have bad news.

Wednesday, Apr. 12, 2006 :: Please, let me just lie down for a few minutes and close my eyes.

Tuesday, Apr. 11, 2006 :: Happy 87th Birthday, Mummy!

Monday, Apr. 10, 2006 :: There ain�t no mountain high enough�

Sunday, Apr. 9, 2006 :: Mmmmm�cream of potato soup�

Saturday, Apr. 8, 2006 :: Two down, one to go.

Saturday, Apr. 8, 2006 :: One down, two to go.

Thursday, Apr. 6, 2006 :: Not so fortuna.

Wednesday, Apr. 5, 2006 :: The hands on the clock go round and round.

Tuesday, Apr. 4, 2006 :: Nobody knows the trouble I�ve seen, nobody knows but Vishnu.

Monday, Apr. 3, 2006 :: Here lichi, lichi, lichi!

Sunday, Apr. 2, 2006 :: Switcheroony

Saturday, Apr. 1, 2006 :: Save, dammit, save!

Friday, Mar. 31, 2006 :: Fun hole? Did I say fun hole?

Thursday, Mar. 30, 2006 :: I like pie.

Wednesday, Mar. 29, 2006 :: Gentlemen, read at your own risk.

Tuesday, Mar. 28, 2006 :: Croaked the raven: Nevermore

Monday, Mar. 27, 2006 :: Chocolate and oranges�mmm�

Sunday, Mar. 26, 2006 :: Guns and hairdryers.

Saturday, Mar. 25, 2006 :: Pain � l�ail

Friday, Mar. 24, 2006 :: Salmon�flamb�

Thursday, Mar. 23, 2006 :: Red wine and junk food.

Wednesday, Mar. 22, 2006 :: Pasta�mmm�cauliflower�mmm�

Tuesday, Mar. 21, 2006 :: Patience

Monday, Mar. 20, 2006 :: This little piggy went to belly dancing�

Sunday, Mar. 19, 2006 :: It�s a banner day.

Saturday, Mar. 18, 2006 :: Like a clear draught of water.

Friday, Mar. 17, 2006 :: I am wearing green even though I am not Irish. So there!

Thursday, Mar. 16, 2006 :: Gotta get me dancing shoes on!

Wednesday, Mar. 15, 2006 :: Beware the Ides of March!

Tuesday, Mar. 14, 2006 :: Alliteration at large.

Monday, Mar. 13, 2006 :: Non-periodic table

Sunday, Mar. 12, 2006 :: Give me your hand�erm�not literally!

Saturday, Mar. 11, 2006 :: Get a room! Not that room!

Friday, Mar. 10, 2006 :: Leveled lev�es levy lives.

Thursday, Mar. 9, 2006 :: What the hell is a slithy tove anyway?

Thursday, Mar. 9, 2006 :: It�s all in the wrist.

Wednesday, Mar. 8, 2006 :: If I update my diary daily, I will produce a plethora of pithy phrases for public perusal.

Tuesday, Mar. 7, 2006 :: Seasons of wine and roses

Monday, Mar. 6, 2006 :: Good night, nurse.

Sunday, Mar. 5, 2006 :: Cuba on my mind.

Saturday, Feb. 25, 2006 :: I�m leaving on a jet plane�

Friday, Feb. 24, 2006 :: �the Internet Gods Themselves�

Friday, Feb. 24, 2006 :: Brotherly bonds and fraternal fetters.

Thursday, Feb. 23, 2006 :: Today is %%diary-siddel%%�s birthday. Go over there and wish her a happy one.

Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2006 :: �Round tones, Miss Lamont, round tones!�

Tuesday, Feb. 21, 2006 :: Shades

Monday, Feb. 20, 2006 :: Freedom�s just another word for nothing left to lose.

Sunday, Feb. 19, 2006 :: Drudge rhymes with sludge.

Saturday, Feb. 18, 2006 :: Black, white and a percussionist named Gray.

Saturday, Feb. 18, 2006 :: Squall of me, why not take squall of me?

Thursday, Feb. 16, 2006 :: With apologies to Lewis Carol.

Wednesday, Feb. 15, 2006 :: Home again, home again, jiggety jog.

Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2006 :: The big throat. It�s not what you think.

Monday, Feb. 13, 2006 :: All those spiders. It makes you think.

Sunday, Feb. 12, 2006 :: That sound is the chattering of my teeth.

Saturday, Feb. 11, 2006 :: Wherein I use a lot of italics which make me sound rather erudite and professional.

Friday, Feb. 10, 2006 :: �How to be a Whore�

Thursday, Feb. 9, 2006 :: Defeated by technology�again!

Wednesday, Feb. 8, 2006 :: We are now synchronized.

Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2006 :: Is she a goer, nudge, nudge, wink, wink?

Monday, Feb. 6, 2006 :: Spinning out of control.

Sunday, Feb. 5, 2006 :: Aching all over.

Saturday, Feb. 4, 2006 :: The shepherd is a little rocky.

Friday, Feb. 3, 2006 :: Wherein the diarist complains that she needs a swift kick to the rear.

Thursday, Feb. 2, 2006 :: Oh happy day!

Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2006 :: Wednesday is full of woe.

Tuesday, Jan. 31, 2006 :: Fast away the old month passeth�

Monday, Jan. 30, 2006 :: Tabernacle!

Sunday, Jan. 29, 2006 :: Semper ubi sub ubi.

Sunday, Jan. 29, 2006 :: A little night music.

Saturday, Jan. 28, 2006 :: Oh happy days!

Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 :: Happy Birthday, Wolfie!

Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 :: Sunshine makes me happy

Thursday, Jan. 26, 2006 :: The water is wide, I cannot get o�er�

Wednesday, Jan. 25, 2006 :: Working on a chain gang�

Wednesday, Jan. 25, 2006 :: Me me me mememe

Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2006 :: So�tired�

Monday, Jan. 23, 2006 :: The party�s over.

Sunday, Jan. 22, 2006 :: Smoke and mirrors, vodka on ice.

Saturday, Jan. 21, 2006 :: You must take the A train if you want to get to Sugar Hill in Harlem.

Thursday, Jan. 19, 2006 :: No T.V. for me

Wednesday, Jan. 18, 2006 :: In a sentimental mood�

Tuesday, Jan. 17, 2006 :: Melodies bring memories that linger in my mind�

Monday, Jan. 16, 2006 :: I�m so tired, I haven�t slept a wink.

Sunday, Jan. 15, 2006 :: Stormy weather�

Saturday, Jan. 14, 2006 :: Strikes, spares and misses�

Friday, Jan. 13, 2006 :: Three men walk into a bar, one of them is a bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a kind of tedious inevitability.

Thursday, Jan. 12, 2006 :: He loves me, he loves me not�

Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2006 :: All squared away.

Tuesday, Jan. 10, 2006 :: If you happen to be in the right place at the right time, you can get a free lunch.

Monday, Jan. 9, 2006 :: The times, they are a-changin�

Sunday, Jan. 8, 2006 :: Lost and found�too late

Friday, Jan. 6, 2006 :: The year, in a tortilla wrap.

Friday, Jan. 6, 2006 :: I need rehab� and badly!

Wednesday, Jan. 4, 2006 :: Freezing

Tuesday, Jan. 3, 2006 :: There but for fortune�

Monday, Jan. 2, 2006 :: Slow day in Elganland.

Sunday, Jan. 1, 2006 :: Time to put up the new calendars, folks!

Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005 :: New Year�s meme

Friday, Dec. 30, 2005 :: Ha ha ha! Just chequing!

Thursday, Dec. 29, 2005 :: Wherein our intrepid diarist whines like a spoiled brat.

Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2005 :: Party, pregnancy and pizza

Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2005 :: Finale, finally.

Monday, Dec. 26, 2005 :: Boxing Day 2005

Sunday, Dec. 25, 2005 :: Happy Chanukah everyone!

Sunday, Dec. 25, 2005 :: A Millennium of Entries

Saturday, Dec. 24, 2005 :: Sure is quiet around here�

Friday, Dec. 23, 2005 :: One month �til my birthday!

Thursday, Dec. 22, 2005 :: Tick�tock�tick�tock�

Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2005 :: Happy Anniversary, Jenn and Mark!

Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2005 :: He shoots, he scores!

Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2005 :: Books, books, books!

Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 :: Out of the pool!

Sunday, Dec. 18, 2005 :: Steal away, steal away, steal away �

Saturday, Dec. 17, 2005 :: Winter blahs? Already?

Friday, Dec. 16, 2005 :: It�s snowing, and snowing, and snowing, and snowing, and �

Thursday, Dec. 15, 2005 :: The soprano is surly.

Wednesday, Dec. 14, 2005 :: No more Ms. Nice Guy.

Tuesday, Dec. 13, 2005 :: It�s c-c-c-c-c-cold outside!

Monday, Dec. 12, 2005 :: Resignation

Sunday, Dec. 11, 2005 :: Gaudete

Sunday, Dec. 11, 2005 :: Smoked out, again.

Friday, Dec. 9, 2005 :: My son, the doctor!

Friday, Dec. 9, 2005 :: Have you ever�?

Thursday, Dec. 8, 2005 :: We�re doomed, Captain! We�re doomed!

Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2005 :: Wild, wild turkeys couldn�t drag me away.

Tuesday, Dec. 6, 2005 :: You know it�s Tuesday when yesterday was Monday, but otherwise it could be any day of the week.

Monday, Dec. 5, 2005 :: Who�s your grammar?

Monday, Dec. 5, 2005 :: Achieved is the glorious work!

Sunday, Dec. 4, 2005 :: Hitch

Saturday, Dec. 3, 2005 :: The heavens are telling the story of Maud.

Thursday, Dec. 1, 2005 :: Just because I�m invisible does not mean I am not real.

Wednesday, Nov. 30, 2005 :: Turkey shit

Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2005 :: St. Andrew�s Day Eve

Monday, Nov. 28, 2005 :: Two down. How many to go?

Sunday, Nov. 27, 2005 :: It�s the blade that poisons you!

Sunday, Nov. 27, 2005 :: Happy Birthday %%diary-zitagsd%%

Saturday, Nov. 26, 2005 :: In the beginning�

Friday, Nov. 25, 2005 :: Good night, Desdem0na. Good morning, JuIiet.

Thursday, Nov. 24, 2005 :: Interstate 60

Thursday, Nov. 24, 2005 :: Yes, no and maybe.

Wednesday, Nov. 23, 2005 :: Two months till my birthday!

Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2005 :: Move along, nothing to see here.

Monday, Nov. 21, 2005 :: Stopgap

Sunday, Nov. 20, 2005 :: Sunday, sunday!

Saturday, Nov. 19, 2005 :: Flutes

Friday, Nov. 18, 2005 :: Nutty as a fruit cake, all dusted with snow.

Thursday, Nov. 17, 2005 :: A solo headache with a side order of boobs.

Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2005 :: Wind, rain, more wind, more rain, �

Tuesday, Nov. 15, 2005 :: The long and winding road�that leads to my door.

Monday, Nov. 14, 2005 :: Grand Finale�

Sunday, Nov. 13, 2005 :: Yes, we have no more junipers.

Saturday, Nov. 12, 2005 :: A cartridge in a mystery.

Friday, Nov. 11, 2005 :: Lest we forget�

Sunday, Nov. 6, 2005 :: I�m goin� away baby, �

Saturday, Nov. 5, 2005 :: We have pictures, but no oven

Saturday, Nov. 5, 2005 :: The concerts over�

Thursday, Nov. 3, 2005 :: Dress rehearsal blues

Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2005 :: The daily bump and grind.

Tuesday, Nov. 1, 2005 :: The wind, the rain, the Creation and the blues.

Monday, Oct. 31, 2005 :: Happy Hallowe�en!

Sunday, Oct. 30, 2005 :: Pumpkin guts make me happy�!

Saturday, Oct. 29, 2005 :: No more please!

Saturday, Oct. 29, 2005 :: The Visit

Friday, Oct. 28, 2005 :: Ready to drop�

Thursday, Oct. 27, 2005 :: It makes one want to be a vegetarian. Wait! I am a vegetarian!

Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005 :: Pick up your money and pack your tent, you still ain�t goin� nowhere.

Tuesday, Oct. 25, 2005 :: White shit.

Monday, Oct. 24, 2005 :: Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Sunday, Oct. 23, 2005 :: Stay out of the crypt.

Saturday, Oct. 22, 2005 :: Cantabile

Friday, Oct. 21, 2005 :: I love Indian food.

Thursday, Oct. 20, 2005 :: Watch this space for a symphony near you.

Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2005 :: April is in my mistress� face�

Tuesday, Oct. 18, 2005 :: We actually made the weather channel.

Sunday, Oct. 16, 2005 :: The sky is still crying.

Saturday, Oct. 15, 2005 :: The sky is crying, look at the tears run down the street.

Saturday, Oct. 15, 2005 :: The time has come, the Walrus said, �

Friday, Oct. 14, 2005 :: Drop me a line!

Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2005 :: Why I am not and never will be �thin�.

Tuesday, Oct. 11, 2005 :: Digesting�

Monday, Oct. 10, 2005 :: Thanksgiving recapped, briefly.

Friday, Oct. 7, 2005 :: Happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday, Oct. 6, 2005 :: I spent so much money!

Thursday, Oct. 6, 2005 :: ColorQuiz.com results

Wednesday, Oct. 5, 2005 :: Ah, sweet Wednesday.

Tuesday, Oct. 4, 2005 :: So tired.

Monday, Oct. 3, 2005 :: Another beautiful day in the Townships.

Sunday, Oct. 2, 2005 :: The beer with the green beard.

Saturday, Oct. 1, 2005 :: Apples

Saturday, Oct. 1, 2005 :: Happy Pumpkin Month!

Friday, Sept. 30, 2005 :: The wind and the rain�

Thursday, Sept. 29, 2005 :: To continue a tradition I neither asked for nor wanted in the first place or not, that is the question!

Wednesday, Sept. 28, 2005 :: Do I look sick to you?

Tuesday, Sept. 27, 2005 :: Still ill.

Monday, Sept. 26, 2005 :: I�m sick, sick, sick, sick, sick!

Sunday, Sept. 25, 2005 :: I�m a rake, and a rambling boy.

Wednesday, Sept. 21, 2005 :: Wee Willy Winky and all that stuff.

Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2005 :: The Weather Channel

Monday, Sept. 19, 2005 :: Arrr! Matey!

Sunday, Sept. 18, 2005 :: You sprinkle hot foot powder all around your daddy�s door.

Saturday, Sept. 17, 2005 :: Oh, wood I?

Friday, Sept. 16, 2005 :: Gotta keep on moving, blues fallin� down like hail.

Thursday, Sept. 15, 2005 :: I�ve been a bad boy, baby.

Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2005 :: I see a river, rollin� like a log�

Tuesday, Sept. 13, 2005 :: Ooh, baby, baby, it�s a wild world.

Monday, Sept. 12, 2005 :: Elgan and the 500 hats.

Sunday, Sept. 11, 2005 :: Get me a ticket for an aeroplane, I ain�t got time to take a fast train.

Saturday, Sept. 10, 2005 :: Go for the gold!

Friday, Sept. 9, 2005 :: If I had possession over Judgement Day�

Thursday, Sept. 8, 2005 :: How long, how long has that evening train been gone?

Wednesday, Sept. 7, 2005 :: Today�s second entry

Wednesday, Sept. 7, 2005 :: Yay! Pictures!

Tuesday, Sept. 6, 2005 :: Seven groups of seven

Monday, Sept. 5, 2005 :: Window farts? What window farts?

Thursday, Sept. 1, 2005 :: Window farts and parental dilemmas

Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2005 :: Supplemental

Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2005 :: The morning after

Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005 :: Home sweet home.

Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2005 :: It�s not going to happen

Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2005 :: The stork is coming�

Tuesday, Aug. 23, 2005 :: Love is a many-splendoured thing.

Monday, Aug. 22, 2005 :: Happy Anniversary to Me

Sunday, Aug. 21, 2005 :: Buddha boom!

Saturday, Aug. 20, 2005 :: If wishes were horses�

Friday, Aug. 19, 2005 :: The Never-ending Story

Thursday, Aug. 18, 2005 :: I�m done!

Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2005 :: I lifted this from Bindyree, and I am not in the least ashamed.

Tuesday, Aug. 16, 2005 :: The hills are alive with the smell of pig shit.

Monday, Aug. 15, 2005 :: The Great War revisited.

Sunday, Aug. 14, 2005 :: There is no joy in Kauai, for the o�o is extinct.

Saturday, Aug. 13, 2005 :: A mid-August rant

Friday, Aug. 12, 2005 :: The Tall Girl

Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005 :: Wherein I address Harri3tspy�s dilemma

Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005 :: I feel like we�ve sold out.

Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2005 :: �and the garbage bins go rolling along.

Monday, Aug. 8, 2005 :: The seasons change and so do I.

Sunday, Aug. 7, 2005 :: Buddy Boy�s got the blues.

Saturday, Aug. 6, 2005 :: A glass of wine, a new potato and thou.

Friday, Aug. 5, 2005 :: The bald soprano always wears her hair in the same style.

Thursday, Aug. 4, 2005 :: One elephant said to the other elephant while they were taking a bath, �Please pass the soap,� and the other elephant answered, �There�s no soap, radio!�

Wednesday, Aug. 3, 2005 :: Polonius: What do you read, my lord?
Hamlet: Words, words, words.


Tuesday, Aug. 2, 2005 :: Stormy weather

Monday, Aug. 1, 2005 :: I am mired in Rowling quicksand.

Sunday, Jul. 31, 2005 :: Happy Birthday, Darkomen. May the force be with you.

Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005 :: I read, therefore I am.

Thursday, Jul. 28, 2005 :: Ten o�clock and all�s well.

Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005 :: An insipid and uninspired entry

Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005 :: The rest of the story

Monday, Jul. 25, 2005 :: My summer vacation: Part I

Sunday, Jul. 24, 2005 :: I�m baaaaaaack!

Friday, July 15, 2005 :: Not quite on the road again.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 :: The rain came down�twice!

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 :: Wednesday�s child is full of woe. That�s me!

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 :: Addendum

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 :: This won�t hurt a bit!

Monday, July 11, 2005 :: Books, books, more books, and a finished score.

Sunday, July 10, 2005 :: Another day passes�

Saturday, July 9, 2005 :: Amazing thought for the day

Friday, July 8, 2005 :: Why I cannot be friends with my brother.

Thursday, July 7, 2005 :: No news seems to be good news anymore.

Thursday, July 7, 2005 :: All that jazz!

Tuesday, July 5, 2005 :: I love my buddies!

Monday, July 4, 2005 :: Plaints and Poetry

Sunday, July 3, 2005 :: Getting caught in the world wide web.

Saturday, July 2, 2005 :: Goodbye, J. We shall meet again elsewhere.

Friday, Juy 1, 2005 :: Grrrr!

Thursday, Jun. 30, 2005 :: On the road again�

Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005 :: I got good news and I got bad news.

Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 :: Sideways�and upsidedown�and backwards.

Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 :: Entry No. 3, rather mistily

Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 :: Update No. 2, and counting

Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 :: The day begins�unhappily.

Monday, Jun. 27, 2005 :: From the frying pan into the fire.

Sunday, Jun. 26, 2005 :: Bugger all

Saturday, Jun. 25, 2005 :: All or nothing at all�

Friday, Jun. 24, 2005 :: Nobody knows the trouble I�ve seen.

Thursday, Jun. 23, 2005 :: Middle-aged, middle class. Boring.

Wednesday, Jun. 22, 2005 :: I feel nice�like sugar and spice.

Tuesday, Jun. 21, 2005 :: Happy summer solstice!

Monday, Jun. 20, 2005 :: The quest for formal wear.

Monday, Jun. 20, 2005 :: Pock�pock�pock�pock�

Sunday, Jun. 19, 2005 :: Happy Father�s Day to all you dads out there.

Saturday, Jun. 18, 2005 :: �He�s driving a black�tank.�

Friday, Jun. 17, 2005 :: They did the hash, the concert rehash.

Thursday, Jun. 16, 2005 :: I can see for miles and miles and miles.

Wednessday, Jun. 15, 2005 :: The surf is up!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005 :: This unhappy camper is not entirely unhappy, if you know what I mean.

Monday, June 13, 2005 :: Let me tell you a story.

Sunday, June 12, 2005 :: I�m hot, really hot.

Saturday, June 11, 2005 :: I can�t believe I ate the whole thing.

Friday, June 10, 2005 :: The rain in June falls mainly at inopportune moments.

Thursday, June 9, 2005 :: Attack of the vampire

Wednesday, June 8, 2005 :: There�s no place like home.

Monday, June 6, 2005 :: End of the affair.

Sunday, June 5, 2005 :: Little boy blue, come blow your whistle.

Saturday, June 4, 2005 :: Safe arrival in Hespeler

Thursday, June 2, 2005 :: Spring has sprung, the grass is shorn.

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 :: To bee, or not to bee�

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 :: Perspective

Monday, May 30, 2005 :: What makes a man?

Sunday, May 29, 2005 :: Chat is back! Yee haw!

Saturday, May 28, 2005 :: This entry has been modified. If you are just reading it now, you missed out on all the juicy bits.

Friday, May 27, 2005 :: Alone again, naturally.

Thursday, May 26, 2005 :: Hotel

Wednesday, May 25, 2005 :: Dun dun dun dun, done!

Tuesday, May 24, 2005 :: At your cervix!

Monday, May 23, 2005 :: I love birthdays!

Sunday, May 22, 2005 :: The Revenge of the Sith, and no, I don�t lisp

Saturday, May 21, 2005 :: Let�s hear it for lists!

Friday, May 20, 2005 :: Blood and ashes

Thursday, May 19, 2005 :: We have a losing proposition here.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005 :: Costco, coffee and camisoles

Tuesday, May 17, 2005 :: When I saw the cities burning, I knew that I was learning that I ain�t a-marching anymore.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005 :: A singing teacher pours forth her rage and frustration.

Monday, May 16, 2005 :: I�m a rake and rambling boy.

Sunday, May 15, 2005 :: Eating as a team sport?

Saturday, May 14, 2005 :: Today I bought roll-on purple sparkly eyeshadow and sparkly purple eyeliner. So there!

Friday, May 13, 2005 :: Friday the 13th and all is well

Thursday, May 12, 2005 :: Women have mid-life crises too, you know.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005 :: The end of the affair

Wednesday, May 11, 2005 :: Why can�t things be simple?

Tuesday, May 10, 2005 :: Headache, I�ve a headeache (to the tune of Dancing Cheek to Cheek

Monday, May 9, 2005 :: Sunshine, lollipops and daffodils everywhere!

Sunday, May 8, 2005 :: Another Mother�s Day bites the dust.

Saturday, May 7, 2005 :: Excuse me while I gloat just a little bit.

Friday, May 6, 2005 :: Nice weather, eh?

Thursday, May 5, 2005 :: The cookies took the cake.

Wednesday, May 4, 2005 :: Yes, we have no cherry blossoms, not yet, anyway.

Tuesday, May 3, 2005 :: Cywydd Llosgyrnog

Monday, May 2, 2005 :: How to pack a day�s worth of activities into a day.

Sunday, May 1, 2005 :: Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet!

Saturday, Apr. 30, 2005 :: Hail and Farewell, Ian

Friday, Apr. 29, 2005 :: You have the right to remain dead�

Thursday, Apr. 28, 2005 :: How many apples have I eaten?

Wednesday, Apr. 27, 2005 :: Teenagers!

Tuesday, Apr. 26, 2005 :: Addendum

Tuesday, Apr. 26, 2005 :: Procrastination fumbles

Monday, Apr. 25, 2005 :: Parties!

Sunday, Apr. 24, 2005 :: Happy Birthday, Buddy Boy!

Thursday, Apr. 21, 2005 :: Just checking in

Monday, Apr. 18, 2005 :: It�s hard to fail�someone else, that is.

Sunday, Apr. 17, 2005 :: Marks and tendrils left the snow gone.

Saturday, Apr. 16, 2005 :: Ten signs that it is spring.

Saturday, Apr. 16, 2005 :: How I spent my day off.

Thursday, Apr. 14, 2005 :: The jury is out.

Wednesday, Apr. 13, 2005 :: Another long day, another long night.

Wednesday, Apr. 13, 2005 :: �Tuesday afternoon is never ending�

Monday, Apr. 11, 2005 :: Back to work, you lazy bum!

Monday, Apr. 11, 2005 :: The party is truly over.

Saturday, Apr. 8, 2005 :: Must bake more brownies!

Friday, Apr. 9, 2005 :: Long day, short entry

Thursday, Apr. 7, 2005 :: Querito ergo sum

Wednesday, Apr. 6, 2005 :: A bactrian day

Tuesday, Apr. 5, 2005 :: A disgruntled chorister whine

Monday, Apr. 4, 2005 :: The river is wide, I cannot get o�er�

Monday, Apr. 4, 2005 :: One down, seven to go.

Saturday, Apr. 3, 2005 :: Happy Daylight Savings!

Saturday, Apr. 2, 2005 :: The beginning of another very long day.

Friday, Apr. 1, 2005 :: April 1st, already!

Thursday, Mar. 31, 2005 :: A brief unburdening of professionally-related matters.

Wednesday, Mar. 30, 2005 :: Thaw

Tuesday, Mar. 29, 2005 :: Yawn�

Monday, Mar. 28, 2005 :: Monday, monday�

Monday, Mar. 28, 2005 :: Don�t dye it, diet!

Sunday, Mar. 27, 2005 :: Okay, here�s the whole story.

Saturday, Mar. 26, 2005 :: Long drive, short visit

Thursday, Mar. 24, 2005 :: Happy Purim!

Wednesday, Mar. 23, 2005 :: Some days I waffle, but today I plumbed.

Wednesday, Mar. 23, 2005 :: Soul food

Tuesday, Mar. 22, 2005 :: I forgot to update yesterday.

Sunday, Mar. 20, 2005 :: We are stardust, we are golden.

Sunday, Mar. 20, 2005 :: To go for the gold, or suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous digital misfortune�

Thursday, Mar. 17, 2005 :: Happy Birthday, Tiny Tim!

Thursday, Mar. 17, 2005 :: Meme, me, me, me me, me

Wednesday, Mar. 16, 2005 :: Why superstition is a dangerous thing.

Tuesday, Mar. 15, 2005 :: Nobody knows the car troubles I�ve seen.

Monday, Mar. 14, 2005 :: Once when I was a little tiny boy�(did I say boy?)

Sunday, Mar. 13, 2005 :: Yay! Mommy is home!

Saturday, Mar. 12, 2005 :: New York, New York

Tuesday, Mar. 8, 2005 :: Pressin� on

Monday, Mar. 7, 2005 :: Paradise for sleet and ice

Friday, Mar. 4, 2005 :: Port of Spain, Trinidad

Saturday, Feb. 26, 2005 :: HALLELUIAH!

Friday, Feb. 25, 2005 :: It�s not over yet.

Thursday, Feb. 24, 2005 :: Not being there yet, just getting there.

Wednesday, Feb. 23, 2005 :: Bassoons await!

Tuesday, Feb. 22, 2005 :: Whose notes these are I think I know�

Tuesday, Feb. 22, 2005 :: We are making progress.

Sunday, Feb. 20, 2005 :: Some families...tsk tsk tsk

Sunday, Feb. 20, 2005 :: I hate copying.

Friday, Feb. 18, 2005 :: Not done yet.

Thursday, Feb. 17, 2005 :: I update, therefore I am.

Wednesday, Feb. 16, 2005 :: I am one-third done the next phase.

Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2005 :: Stage One is done

Monday, Feb. 14, 2005 :: Old computers never die, they just run out of memory.

Sunday, Feb. 13, 2005 :: If I ate so much last night that I thought I�d never need to eat again, why am I hungry right now?

Saturday, Feb. 12, 2005 :: I hate copying.

Friday, Feb. 11, 2005 :: More white shit. Winter: 1 Humans: 0

Thursday, Feb. 10, 2005 :: To medicate or not to medicate? That is the question.

Wednesday, Feb. 9, 2005 :: Work, work, work�

Tuesday, Feb. 8, 2005 :: Blow, blow, thou winter nose�

Monday, Feb. 7, 2005 :: Into the second lap.

Sunday, Feb. 6, 2005 :: Time, time, time, see what�s become of me?

Sunday, Feb. 6, 2005 :: I have good news and I have bad news.

Friday, Feb. 4, 2005 :: Hot jazz on a cool February night.

Friday, Feb. 4, 2005 :: I�m such a bad monkey!

Thursday, Feb. 3, 2005 :: Long day, not over yet.

Wednesday, Feb. 2, 2005 :: My entry of yesterday explained.

Tuesday, Feb. 1, 2005 :: I am a professional musician. What is wrong with this picture?

Monday, Jan. 31, 2005 :: An email from my brother, in blockquotes yet.

Sunday, Jan. 30, 2005 :: Soprano ditziness dispelled.

Saturday, Jan. 29, 2005 :: Go, Volvo, go!

Friday, Jan. 28, 2005 :: C-c-c-c-cold and quizzical

Thursday, Jan. 27, 2005 :: A rather disjointed entry.

Wednesday, Jan. 26, 2005 :: Participles from the supine

Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2005 :: Tea biscuits were smeared with lemon curd and eaten with relish.

Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2005 :: To NYC or not to NYC, that is the question?

Sunday, Jan. 23, 2005 :: I took two extra-strength acetaminophen because a fire was in my head.

Sunday, Jan. 23, 2005 :: Birthday Quizz Time

Saturday, Jan. 22, 2005 :: It�s tomorrow, not yesterday, not today, but tomorrow!

Friday, Jan. 21, 2005 :: Ice fishing, anyone?

Thursday, Jan. 20, 2005 :: NEWSFLASH: Intelligent women have intelligent children!

Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2005 :: Pen, paper, and ginger tea a merry company do make.

Monday, Jan. 17, 2005 :: Yo, Mama, shake that thang!

Monday, Jan. 17, 2005 :: Life is dull, and I suppose that�s a good thing.

Sunday, Jan. 16, 2005 :: It�s Yiddish!

Saturday, Jan. 15, 2005 :: Kevin, Kevin, who art thou, Kevin?

Friday, Jan. 14, 2005 :: Sing it, Jane!

Thursday, Jan. 13, 2005 :: Sing a song of sixpence, don�t stick it in my eye.

Wednesday, Jan. 12, 2005 :: The life of an internet addict.

Tuesday, Jan. 11, 2005 :: Short, sweet, and sleepy (that�s me!)

Monday, Jan. 10, 2005 :: I flipped my lid, unfortunately.

Sunday, Jan. 9, 2005 :: Tomorrow is Monday, and Christmas is over.

Saturday, Jan. 8, 2005 :: All in a day�s work.

Saturday, Jan. 8, 2005 :: All of me, why not take all of me�

Thursday, Jan. 6, 2005 :: Generation gap? What generation gap?

Thursday, Jan. 6, 2005 :: Old? Who�s old?

Wednesday, Jan. 5, 2005 :: Old cars never die, they just sputter to a stop.

Wednesday, Jan. 5, 2005 :: Why it is dangerous to Google your past.

Monday, Jan. 3, 2005 :: How to use the word �skitter� in a sentence.

Sunday, Jan. 2, 2005 :: I�m in love!

Saturday, January 1, 2005 :: Brave New World

Friday, Dec. 31, 2004 :: A Vulcan blessing�

Friday, Dec. 31, 2004 :: Fast away the old year passes

Wednesday, Dec. 29, 2004 :: The Aviator and the AirPort

Tuesday, Dec. 28, 2004 :: Another one bites the dust.

Monday, Dec. 27, 2004 :: Hey Dude, where�s my car?

Monday, Dec. 27, 2004 :: There is no joy in Mudville

Sunday, Dec. 26, 2004 :: Run, Logan, run!

Saturday, Dec. 25, 2004 :: Too much chocolate!

Friday, Dec. 24, 2004 :: Brightly dawns Brumalia Eve.

Thursday, Dec. 23, 2004 :: Who�ll stop the rain?

Wednesday, Dec. 22, 2004 :: O Tannenbaum!

Wednesday, Dec. 22, 2004 :: No applause please, just send money.

Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004 :: Network revisited

Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004 :: Solstice musings and good wishes

Monday, Dec. 20, 2004 :: � Jack Frost nipping at my nose�

Saturday, Dec. 18, 2004 :: Medeocrity at its most insipid.

Saturday, Dec. 18, 2004 :: Nobody knows the truffles I�ve seen�

Saturday, Dec. 18, 2004 :: Dance to the music!

Thursday, Dec. 16, 2004 :: Apples in one basket.

Thursday, Dec. 16, 2004 :: Baby it�s cold outside.

Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2004 :: Art thou troubled? Music will calm thee.

Tuesday, Dec. 14, 2004 :: The authoress longs to be disconnected.

Monday, Dec. 13, 2004 :: Shopping, shopping over the ocean blue!

Monday, Dec. 13, 2004 :: Dreidl dreidl dreidl, I made it out of clay�

Saturday, Dec. 11, 2004 :: Done

Saturday, Dec. 11, 2004 :: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire�

Friday, Dec. 10, 2004 :: Life and death and Yuletide thoughts

Friday, Dec. 10, 2004 :: I have Bourne enough!

Thursday, Dec. 09, 2004 :: Mike P.�s Kick-Ass Guacamole Recipe

Wednesday, Dec. 8, 2004 :: The sherry is very good.

Wednesday, Dec. 8, 2004 :: Happy Channukah!

Tuesday, Dec. 7, 2004 :: Quick Update

Monday, Dec. 6, 2004 :: What�s that growing on your nose?

Sunday, Dec. 5, 2004 :: Ding dong merrily on high!

Sunday, Dec. 5, 2004 :: The party was loud, and now it�s over.

Friday, Dec. 3, 2004 :: One down, one to go.

Friday, Dec. 3, 2004 :: Smoke gets in your eye.

Thursday, Dec. 2, 2004 :: Attack of the killer saxophones

Thursday, Dec. 2, 2004 :: The weather outside is frightful�

Tuesday, Nov. 30, 2004 :: Happy Birthday Dadoo!

Tuesday, Nov. 30, 2004 :: The Great White North is a not as white as we were thinking.

Monday, Nov. 29, 2004 :: It�s that time of year.

Saturday, Nov. 27, 2004 :: Two pianos, four hands

Saturday, Nov. 27, 2004 :: Java jive

Friday, Nov. 26, 2004 :: Blue-state liberals see red, head for the Great White North

Friday, Nov. 26, 2004 :: All of me, why not take all of me?

Thursday, Nov. 25, 2004 :: The Almighty Conga Man strikes again!

Wednesday, Nov. 24, 2004 :: All of the things you are�

Tuesday, Nov. 23, 2004 :: Happy anniversary to me!

Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 :: scribo, scribam, scribibam, scripsi, scripseram, scripsero

Sunday, Nov. 21, 2004 :: Boring Sunday

Saturday, Nov. 20, 2004 :: Schlock concerto

Saturday, Nov. 20, 2004 :: Nocturnal ramblings

Friday, Nov. 19, 2004 :: Lumbar support would be appreciated.

Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2004 :: The rant of the singing teacher.

Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2004 :: Yesterday today.

Monday, Nov. 15, 2004 :: We�ve moved!

Sunday, Nov. 14, 2004 :: Long day short.

Sunday, Nov. 14, 2004 :: Quick update

Sunday, Nov. 14, 2004 :: Illness in the house.

Saturday, Nov. 13, 2004 :: One down, several more to go.

Friday, Nov. 12, 2004 :: I hate rude awakenings.

Wednesday, Nov. 10, 2004 :: Wednesday�s child is full of woe.

Tuesday, Nov. 9, 2004 :: Confucius says�

Tuesday, Nov. 9, 2004 :: Feeling stupid in leather pantsland

Sunday, Nov. 7, 2004 :: Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.

Saturday, Nov. 6, 2004 :: It�s all good.

Friday, Nov. 5, 2004 :: Hiver, vous n��tes qu�un villain!

Thursday, Nov. 4, 2004 :: I got a letter from L.B.J., it said �This is your lucky day��

Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004 :: I do not understand.

Tuesday, Nov. 2, 2004 :: Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.

Monday, Nov. 1, 2004 :: Eve of Destruction?

Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004 :: All Hallow�s Eve becomes Allerseelen

Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004 :: Art thou troubled? Music will calm thee.

Saturday, Oct. 30, 2004 :: The Golden Telephone, and other stories.

Thursday, Oct. 28, 2004 :: It�s enough to make your hair curl!

Wednesday, Oct. 27, 2004 :: Under a darkling moon.

Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 :: There should have been a party!

Monday, Oct. 25, 2004 :: This wood was made for knocking�

Sunday, Oct. 24, 2004 :: You forgot to carry the one!

Saturday, Oct. 23, 2004 :: Happy Birthday, Brother.

Friday, Oct. 22, 2004 :: A great concert.

Friday, Oct. 22, 2004 :: I have a big mouth!

Thursday, Oct. 21, 2004 :: I sing, therefore I teach.

Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2004 :: Trees, trees, trees

Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2004 :: The Family Tree

Monday, Oct. 18, 2004 :: A wind quintet concert and another photo

Saturday, Oct. 16, 2004 :: A rogues� gallery

Saturday, Oct. 16, 2004 :: Muczynski Trio

Friday, Oct. 15, 2004 :: �Why must winter come so soon?�

Thursday, Oct. 14, 2004 :: Short and sweet

Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2004 :: Wednesday woes

Tuesday, Oct. 12, 2004 :: Wherein Elgan reminisces about entering middle age.

Tuesday, Oct. 12, 2004 :: Another Thanksgiving weekend bites the dust.

Friday, Oct. 8, 2004 :: The wheels on the bus go round and round.

Friday, Oct. 8, 2004 :: Another sordid tale.

Thursday, Oct. 7, 2004 :: I�m playing hookie.

Wednesday, Oct. 6, 2004 :: It�s hump day, but didn�t get any.

Tuesday, Oct. 5, 2004 :: Back to the old grind�

Monday, Oct. 4, 2004 :: The Party�s Over!

Sunday, Oct. 3, 2004 :: Two down, one to go

Sunday, Oct. 3, 2004 :: One set leaves, another arrives.

Saturday, Oct. 2, 2004 :: Our first concert down, twenty-three (or so) to go�

Thursday, Sept. 30, 2004 :: Therrible Thursday

Wednesday, Sept. 29, 2004 :: Another rundown rundown.

Tuesday, Sept. 28, 2004 :: Terrible Tuesday

Monday, Sept. 27, 2004 :: No liqueur glasses for you, missy!

Monday, Sept. 27, 2004 :: A long entry about many things.

Sunday, Sept. 26, 2004 :: Chalk one up for the maritimes!

Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004 :: The three esses: Sad, Sick and Sordid

Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004 :: Day by day�

Friday, Sept. 24, 2004 :: Suggest a title for this piece, please.

Thursday, Sept. 23, 2004 :: Excuse me while I puke.

Thursday, Sept. 23, 2004 :: Wearying Wednesday.

Tuesday, Sept. 21, 2004 :: I wonder, should I get up and fix myself a drink? I�m so tired�

Monday, Sept. 20, 2004 :: Quick update.

Monday, Sept. 20, 2004 :: Wah! I�m sick!

Sunday, Sept. 19, 2004 :: People walking past me, I can�t hear a word they�re saying.....

Saturday, Sept. 18, 2004 :: Two teenagers plus two on-line computers equals no internet for Mom.

Friday, Sept. 17, 2004 :: Morning fritters, yum!

Thursday, Sept. 16, 2004 :: My day, and welcome to it.

Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004 :: Is that a ringing in my ears, or are you glad to see me?

Tuesday, Sept. 14, 2004 :: Happy Birthday, Dr. Patsy!

Monday, Sept. 13, 2004 :: So sleepy....zzzzzzz......

Sunday, Sept. 12, 2004 :: Barbecues and boobs

Sunday, Sept. 12, 2004 :: There is no joy in Mudville�

Saturday, Sept. 11, 2004 :: The academy and the extasy

Friday, Sept. 10, 2004 :: I am a cunning linguist.

Thursday, Sept. 9, 2004 :: If I were a sponge, you could wring me!

Wednesday, Sept. 8, 2004 :: The new prin is in

Wednesday, Sept. 8, 2004 :: There and back again

Friday, Sept. 3, 2004 :: History repeats itself, without fail.

Thursday, Sept. 2, 2004 :: Life is a pill

Wednesday, Sept. 1, 2004 :: The Girl with the Pearl Earring

Wednesday, Sept. 1, 2004 :: I�m terrified, not terrorized

Tuesday, Aug. 31, 2004 :: Hail to Diaryland, may it wave forever!

Tuesday, Aug. 31, 2004 :: Pesto Recipe and other Random Thoughts

Monday, Aug. 30, 2004 :: Thunder storms and teapot tempests

Sunday, Aug. 29, 2004 :: Papageno revisited

Friday, Aug. 28, 2004 :: The Buggane

Friday, Aug. 27, 2004 :: Hot, humid and uncomfortable

Friday, Aug. 27, 2004 :: To Rivi�re �ternit� and back�

Thursday, Aug. 26, 2004 :: Happy Anniversary to me!

Wednesday, Aug. 25, 2004 :: The honeymoon is over, again.

Saturday, Aug. 21, 2004 :: The party�s over�

Friday, Aug. 20, 2004 :: No time to say �hello, goodbye�, I�m late!

Thursday, Aug. 19, 2004 :: Do NOT try this at home, kids!

Thursday, Aug. 19, 2004 :: � and his great big googly eyes!

Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2004 :: Wherein I ponder what it would be like to be the alpha-male dog.

Tuesday, Aug. 17, 2004 :: Passing the bales

Monday, Aug. 16, 2004 :: It�s a small world after all.

Monday, Aug. 16, 2004 :: Fizzle, fizzle, foop!

Sunday, Aug. 15, 2004 :: Logistics are illogical, Mr. Spock.

Saturday, Aug. 14, 2004 :: Waxing nostalgic for the inconveniences of home.

Saturday, Aug. 14, 2004 :: Sunshine, at last!

Friday, Aug. 13, 2004 :: Gabriel,blow that horn!

Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004 :: Cavities and cappuccinos

Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004 :: Bah humbug!

Wednesday, Aug. 11, 2004 :: Plant me as a goldenseal upon your hearth.

Wednesday, Aug. 11, 2004 :: The crack of lightening, the rumble of thunder.

Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004 :: Long in tooth, short in patience

Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004 :: Mindless musings and filial failings

Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004 :: Yesterday�s news

Monday, Aug. 9, 2004 :: Yesterday�s events

Sunday, Aug. 8, 2004 :: Timberrrrrr!

Saturday, Aug. 7, 2004 :: Driving to distraction

Saturday, Aug. 7, 2004 :: No Chatty Cathy I

Friday, Aug. 6, 2004 :: Bad Monkey!

Friday, Aug. 6, 2004 :: Why is owning a car such an expensive pain in the pocketbook?

Thursday, Aug. 5, 2004 :: I�m sure that telephone pole wasn�t there before, officer!

Thursday, Aug. 5, 2004 :: Zappaddy doo zip

Wednesday, Aug. 4, 2004 :: Rats! Thwarted again!

Tuesday, Aug. 3, 2004 :: Thwarted!

Monday, Aug. 2, 2004 :: Symphonic terror

Sunday, Aug. 1, 2004 :: How different birds leave their nests.

Saturday, July 31, 2004 :: Vodka-induced remembrances.

Friday, July 30, 2004 :: Happy Birthday, Harri3tspy!

Thursday, July 29, 2004 :: Hello, my name is Elgan, and I have a computer addiction.

Wednesday, July 28, 2004 :: My desk, my pie and my jam, in that order.

Wednesday, July 28, 2004 :: All wrapped up now.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004 :: Mud Puddle Sailor

Tuesday, July 27, 2004 :: There�s something puzzling about this ring.

Monday, July 26, 2004 :: A long day and a brief synopsis.

Monday, July 26, 2004 :: To Meema, wherever she may be!

Monday, July 26, 2004 :: Travels with my son�s aunt.

Sunday, July 25, 2004 :: Bzzzzzzzzzzz...........ouch!

Sunday, July 25, 2004 :: Mary had a little black sheep who produced three bags full of wool for the muffin man who lives in Drury Lane.

Saturday, July 24, 2004 :: I�m baaaaack!

Sunday, July 18, 2004 :: Let it rain, let it pour, let it rain a whole lot more, �cause I got them Deep River blues.

Saturday, July 17, 2004 :: On the road again.

Wednesday, July 14, 2004 :: Espresso machine go boom!

Tuesday, July 13, 2004 :: A mother laments Father Time�s beard.

Tuesday, Jul. 13, 2004 :: I updated late last night, go read that one.

Monday, July 12, 2004 :: Excuse me, my pocket is ringing.

Monday, July 12, 2004 :: Too much time on my hands�damn summer vacation!

Saturday, July 10, 2004 :: Mothers, laundry, and rock and roll.

Saturday, July 10, 2004 :: What if�

Friday, July 9, 2004 :: Fabric, food, and asphalt

Thursday, July 8, 2004 :: Wherein I bemoan the wastage of virtual space.

Thursday, July 8, 2004 :: Cats!

Wednesday, July 7, 2004 :: Please remind me to use the handbrake. Thank you.

Tuesday, July 6, 2004 :: Let your fingers do the walking�

Tuesday, July 6, 2004 :: Rain, rain, go away, I have laundry to hang out!

Monday, July 5, 2004 :: The wind and the rain raineth everyday�

Sunday, July 4, 2004 :: Toilet training, or parent training, or whatever.

Sunday, July 4, 2004 :: Another beautiful day in the offing.

Saturday, July 3, 2004 :: Fahrenheit 9/11

Saturday, July 3, 2004 :: No more mooching!

Friday, July 2, 2004 :: Come see my water gardens, said the goldfish to the toad.

Thursday, July 1, 2004 :: Dinner with Dave and Sylvie

Thursday, July 1, 2004 :: Marriage, again.

Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 :: Spiderman, spiderman, your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman�

Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 :: When is a freezer door not a door? When it is ajar.

Tuesday, Jun. 29, 2004 :: My own question answered.

Monday, Jun. 28, 2004 :: Entry No. 2 in case you missed the last one

Monday, Jun. 28, 2004 :: See what our products will do for you!

Sunday, Jun. 27, 2004 :: And the black dots keep rolling along�

Sunday, Jun. 27, 2004 :: Ice cream break over.

Saturday, Jun. 26, 2004 :: My ears! The pain! Make it stop!

Saturday, Jun. 26, 2004 :: A short distraction from formatting parts.

Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 :: The old order changeth and yieldeth place to new.

Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 :: Caught up, for now.

Thursday, Jun. 24, 2004 :: Several complaints on one page

Thursday, Jun. 24, 2004 :: A banner day

Wednesday, Jun. 23, 2004 :: Coyote Music

Wednesday, Jun. 23, 2004 :: Two sets of comics today.

Tuesday, Jun. 22, 2004 :: The Little Gardener

Monday, Jun. 21, 2004 :: Happy Summer Solstice!

Monday, Jun. 21, 2004 :: Wherein I rant about political matters after having had an extremely large and hard-to-expel bowel movement.

Sunday, Jun. 20, 2004 :: I AM IN CONTROL, I think�

Sunday, Jun. 20, 2004 :: Happy Father�s Day!

Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 :: More interactive Diaryland

Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 :: Tapping into the salt of the earth.

Friday, Jun. 18, 2004 :: A plea for tapenade recipes, please!

Friday, Jun. 18, 2004 :: I respect myself. Do you?

Thursday, Jun. 17, 2004 :: White box first time, must take advantage�

Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 :: No movie tonight in my coffee�

Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 :: I�m in hot water again!

Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 :: Your password, please.

Tuesday, Jun. 15, 2004 :: My tummy hurts.

Monday, Jun. 14, 2004 :: Your vehicle will be towed at your own expense

Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004 :: Folk music and just plain folks.

Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004 :: I�m a crossword-puzzle junkie.

Saturday, Jun. 12, 2004 :: It�s all about those pretty lights in the sky.

Saturday, Jun. 12, 2004 :: Jour de l�amiti�

Saturday, Jun. 12, 2004 :: Jalape�o, pronounced �chalapenyo�, please.

Friday, Jun. 11, 2004 :: Entry all gone!

Friday, Jun. 11, 2004 :: Elgan�s Fantabulous Marinated Tofu Recipe

Friday, Jun. 11, 2004 :: Problem solved!

Friday, Jun. 11, 2004 :: Unfortunately, I am not in hot water.

Thursday, Jun. 10, 2004 :: More roses

Thursday, Jun. 10, 2004 :: Large weekend looming.

Wednesday, Jun. 9, 2004 :: This little piggy went shopping, and her mother did the driving.

Wednesday, Jun. 9, 2004 :: And they lived happily ever after.

Tuesday, Jun. 8, 2004 :: Politics and Potted Plants

Monday, Jun. 7, 2004 :: The nose knows.

Monday, Jun. 7, 2004 :: Humans live in houses, rodents do NOT!

Sunday, Jun. 6, 2004 :: My throat hurts, really.

Sunday, Jun. 6, 2004 :: Ahem, ahem, er, ahem.

Saturday, Jun. 5, 2004 :: The mosquitoes have discovered the tender bits behind my knees.

Saturday, Jun. 5, 2004 :: Remembrance of things past

Friday, Jun. 4, 2004 :: A walk on the wild side.

Thursday, Jun. 3, 2004 :: Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Wednesday, Jun. 2, 2004 :: She won�t be a manor lady.

Tuesday, Jun. 1, 2004 :: My Friend Pig by Elgan

Monday, May. 31, 2004 :: Pristine Whiteness

Monday, May. 31, 2004 :: Our weekend: No. III: The Reunion

Monday, May. 31, 2004 :: Our weekend: No. II: Friends and Family

Monday, May. 31, 2004 :: Our weekend: No. I: Mom

Thursday, May. 27, 2004 :: The palaver is finished

Thursday, May. 27, 2004 :: This little piggy went to market�

Wednesday, May. 26, 2004 :: I love apple pie. Doesn�t everyone?

Wednesday, May. 26, 2004 :: The Bloggers Quizz

Tuesday, May. 25, 2004 :: Feeling rather un(con)templative.

Monday, May. 24, 2004 :: No fireworks tonight due to rain.

Monday, May. 24, 2004 :: I hear a train a-coming�

Sunday, May. 23, 2004 :: I�m caught between my mother and my daughter.

Sunday, May. 23, 2004 :: Time to bake a cake.

Saturday, May. 22, 2004 :: Exhaustion strikes

Friday, May. 21, 2004 :: It was a barbecue, not a roast.

Friday, May. 21, 2004 :: Friday morning musings

Thursday, May. 20, 2004 :: Wherein I lament my slothfulness and lack of exciting lifestyle.

Thursday, May. 20, 2004 :: I am not a klutz, really!

Wednesday, May. 19, 2004 :: Quick update

Wednesday, May. 19, 2004 :: Grandparents are a many-edged sword.

Tuesday, May. 18, 2004 :: Just another expensive Tuesday.

Tuesday, May. 18, 2004 :: I am a L�villager!

Monday, May. 17, 2004 :: It�s building up, again.

Monday, May. 17, 2004 :: The books of youth�

Monday, May. 17, 2004 :: There�s no place like home!

Friday, May. 14, 2004 :: Old Man River, just keeps rolling along.

Tuesday, May. 11, 2004 :: And she�s off!

Monday, May. 10, 2004 :: The old gray mare et cetera

Sunday, May. 9, 2004 :: The party�s over�

Sunday, May. 9, 2004 :: Happy Mother�s Day to all you mothers out there.

Saturday, May. 8, 2004 :: Letting go, sort of

Saturday, May. 8, 2004 :: Take a weight of Granny

Friday, May. 7, 2004 :: The things we love wear out over time, don�t you know.

Friday, May. 7, 2004 :: Thanks to you all for your kind notes. I really appreciate your concern.

Thursday, May. 6, 2004 :: Today�s second entry.

Thursday, May. 6, 2004 :: A recap on married life.

Wednesday, May. 5, 2004 :: I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

Wednesday, May. 5, 2004 :: And now a word from our sponsor:

Tuesday, May. 4, 2004 :: My third and hopefully last entry of this crazy day. At least it�s stopped snowing.

Tuesday, May. 4, 2004 :: This is my real entry. That last one was just an expletive.

Tuesday, May. 4, 2004 :: Merry Ho Ho Ho (NOT)

Monday, May. 3, 2004 :: Do you play well with other children? Do you share your toys? Have you ever run with scissors?

Sunday, May. 2, 2004 :: Down in the boondocks�

Sunday, May. 2, 2004 :: I continue with my description of mediocrity.

Sunday, May. 2, 2004 :: Squash anyone?

Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 :: Do you know the way to Gatineau?

Thursday, Apr. 29, 2004 :: For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer�

Thursday, Apr. 29, 2004 :: It�s ghazal time!

Wednesday, Apr. 28, 2004 :: Beds

Wednesday, Apr. 28, 2004 :: Wherein I don�t talk about what is really on my mind.

Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2004 :: Flibbertyjib

Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2004 :: A further update

Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2004 :: A quick update

Monday, Apr. 26, 2004 :: A boring entry wherein I procrastinate once again about getting my jobs done.

Monday, Apr. 26, 2004 :: Update

Sunday, Apr. 25, 2004 :: Things can always get worse, and they usually do.

Sunday, Apr. 25, 2004 :: I�m feeling taxed.

Saturday, Apr. 24, 2004 :: Ah, to be 15 again�

Saturday, Apr. 24, 2004 :: Sore, sorry, sorcery, he shoots, he scores!

Friday, Apr. 23, 2004 :: Philosophical ramblings on a full stomach.

Thursday, Apr. 22, 2004 :: Ding that dang.

Thursday, Apr. 22, 2004 :: How not to be a sore loser.

Thursday, Apr. 22, 2004 :: Come chat with me!

Wednesday, Apr. 21, 2004 :: I have to get this off my chest.

Tuesday, Apr. 20, 2004 :: Calorie Restriction #2

Monday, Apr. 19, 2004 :: More questions and answers, in that order.

Monday, Apr. 19, 2004 :: Lightening strikes!

Sunday, Apr. 18, 2004 :: It�s a lovely day in the neighbourhood�

Sunday, Apr. 18, 2004 :: Wherein I admit I am a wuss.

Saturday, Apr. 17, 2004 :: Rain, rain, go away, little Elgan wants to play.

Saturday, Apr. 17, 2004 :: We were making bar talk about Bart�k.

Friday, Apr. 16, 2004 :: Please call me Fred.

Friday, Apr. 16, 2004 :: The mail demon strikes again, and again, and again�

Friday, Apr. 16, 2004 :: I feel so drained!

Thursday, Apr. 15, 2004 :: I am a genius on tests, and an idiot in life.

Thursday, Apr. 15, 2004 :: Gideon, blow that horn!

Wednesday, Apr. 14, 2004 :: A quizz, nothing more, nothing less.

Wednesday, Apr. 14, 2004 :: Wherein I admit to the world at large that I am a prude.

Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2004 :: Right, this will by my third and last entry of the day, okay?

Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2004 :: Waste not, want not.

Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2004 :: The vegetarian debate rages on!

Monday, Apr. 12, 2004 :: I�m tired and I think I have an infected finger from where I tried to tear off a hangnail.

Monday, Apr. 12, 2004 :: A defiant bunch of crocuses�

Sunday, Apr. 11, 2004 :: The years march inexorably onward.

Saturday, Apr. 10, 2004 :: Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning�

Saturday, Apr. 10, 2004 :: To eat an alien (or not, that is the question)

Friday, Apr. 9, 2004 :: I�ve got blisters on my fingers!

Friday, Apr. 9, 2004 :: Good Friday, good grief!

Thursday, Apr. 8, 2004 :: I like cantaloupe. Doesn�t everyone?

Thursday, Apr. 8, 2004 :: You're looking at a woman suffering serious sleep deprivation.

Wednesday, Apr. 7, 2004 :: Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows everywhere...

Tuesday, Apr. 6, 2004 :: I am a doofus, not a yam.

Tuesday, Apr. 6, 2004 :: I am but a yam.

Monday, Apr. 5, 2004 :: An Ode to Baseball

Monday, Apr. 5, 2004 :: Hurrah, it�s winter again!

Sunday, Apr. 4, 2004 :: Happy Daylight Savings, everyone!

Saturday, Apr. 3, 2004 :: This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, so get out your umbrellas.

Friday, Apr. 2, 2004 :: My second entry for the day, which entirely makes up for the brevity of the first.

Friday, Apr. 2, 2004 :: Practise your French, for free!

Thursday, Apr. 1, 2004 :: Not an April Fool�s joke, sorry

Wednesday, Mar. 31, 2004 :: Rain, rain, go away�

Wednesday, Mar. 31, 2004 :: I am still short, but the other comparison to a teapot no longer applies.

Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004 :: May I see some I.D. please?

Monday, Mar. 29, 2004 :: Bumpity, bump, bump!

Monday, Mar. 29, 2004 :: And you think you have problems.

Sunday, Mar. 28, 2004 :: I must be down to a B-cup by now!

Sunday, Mar. 28, 2004 :: My chest is now relieved.

Sunday, Mar. 28, 2004 :: My it�s early. But this might be my only opportunity to play on this computer today, so I�d better take it.

Saturday, Mar. 27, 2004 :: She woke from a drugged stupor and dragged herself to the computer, unable any longer to ingore its siren call�

Friday, Mar. 26, 2004 :: Tonight I watched The Simpsons �Sherry Bobbins� episode.

Friday, Mar. 26, 2004 :: The nose knows

Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 :: I have good news and bad news. The bad news first.

Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 :: I�m hungry. Feed me.

Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2004 :: POISON PEN ENTRY: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2004 :: Winter is back. Boooo! Hisssssss!

Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2004 :: Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
as we search for spirituality.


Monday, Mar. 22, 2004 :: Om�pa pa

Monday, Mar. 22, 2004 :: So�tired�zzzzzzzzzz

Sunday, Mar. 21, 2004 :: Yahoo!

Saturday, Mar. 20, 2004 :: The snowman returneth

Saturday, Mar. 20, 2004 :: Great news my friends:

Friday, Mar. 19, 2004 :: More strike footage

Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004 :: I am struck with a sense of malaise

Wednesday, Mar. 17, 2004 :: Some strike photos

Wednesday, Mar. 17, 2004 :: I walk the line�

Tuesday, Mar. 16, 2004 :: If you have a nose, picket!

Tuesday, Mar. 16, 2004 :: Picketting for pensions

Sunday, Mar. 14, 2004 :: It�s official.

Sunday, Mar. 14, 2004 :: When the clock strikes twelve, do we strike too?

Sunday, Mar. 14, 2004 :: Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in its petty pace�

Saturday, Mar. 13, 2004 :: All you need is love

Friday, Mar. 12, 2004 :: In praise of older jazzmen

Thursday, Mar. 11, 2004 :: �and I�d like to thank my producer, my agent�

Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2004 :: When was the last time you said something nice about a Vestal Virgin?

Tuesday, Mar. 9, 2004 :: Sumer is icumen in�

Monday, Mar. 8, 2004 :: This one is for %%diary-harri3tspy%%

Sunday, Mar. 7, 2004 :: What�s a mom to do?

Saturday, Mar. 6, 2004 :: It loses something in translation

Saturday, Mar. 6, 2004 :: �Habla Espa�ol?

Friday, Mar. 5, 2004 :: Dun da dun dun, Done!

Wednesday, Mar. 3, 2004 :: Sssssssssssnakes, anyone?

Wednesday, Mar. 3, 2004 :: I hate copying!

Monday, Mar. 1, 2004 :: Tuba mirum spargens sonum�

Monday, Mar. 1, 2004 :: I�m not even sure that the spirit is willing�

Sunday, Feb. 29, 2004 :: A short respite and reverie

Saturday, Feb. 28, 2004 :: I admit I am a cheap drunk!

Friday, Feb. 27, 2004 :: Rice pudding and other fun desserts

Thursday, Feb. 26, 2004 :: Karina Gauvin is a soprano goddess.

Wednesday, Feb. 25, 2004 :: Longing for spring

Wednesday, Feb. 25, 2004 :: Its amazing, I cannot walk by this magic box without sitting down in front of it and checking my buddy list.

Tuesday, Feb. 24, 2004 :: Nolotheism defined

Tuesday, Feb. 24, 2004 :: Nolotheism�hmm�I like the sound of it!

Monday, Feb. 23, 2004 :: I do not need a life, I already have too much of one as it is!

Sunday, Feb. 22, 2004 :: Sixty-four pages of score

Saturday, Feb. 21, 2004 :: Wee widdle me!

Friday, Feb. 20, 2004 :: �There but for fortune may go you or I�

Friday, Feb. 20, 2004 :: Fifty-seven pages of score on the wall�

Thursday, Feb. 19, 2004 :: A hit, a veritable hit!

Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004 :: Solidarity forever, the union must be strong!

Tuesday, Feb. 17, 2004 :: Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants�

Tuesday, Feb. 17, 2004 :: Okay folks, after having Explorer up and quit on me in the middle of an entry, I am ready to try again.

Monday, Feb. 16, 2004 :: Did someone say �February thaw�?

Sunday, Feb. 15, 2004 :: Wow, Sunday already!

Saturday, Feb. 14, 2004 :: Happy Valentines Day!

Friday, Feb. 13, 2004 :: Happy Friday 13th, everyone!

Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004 :: Good old Goethe

Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 :: The old fuddy-duddy speaks

Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2004 :: I ache in joints I didn�t know I had!

Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004 :: The end of an era

Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004 :: Take me back where I belong�

Saturday, Feb. 7, 2004 :: Ioannes G. Papaioannou (23 January 1915 - 3 February 2000). Resquiat in pace.

Saturday, Feb. 7, 2004 :: What�s snew?

Friday, Feb. 6, 2004 :: I love Paris in the springtime!

Thursday, Feb. 5, 2004 :: Just taking a break from copying here.

Wednesday, Feb. 4, 2004 :: I am embarassed to be a member of the same species.

Wednesday, Feb. 4, 2004 :: Some sobering thoughts on a dreary winter morning

Tuesday, Feb. 3, 2004 :: Where have all the flowers gone?

Tuesday, Feb. 3, 2004 :: Entry No. 2 for today

Tuesday, Feb. 3, 2004 :: Today�s inspiration is from %%diary-harri3tspy%%. Thank you!

Monday, Feb. 2, 2004 :: It�s not the money, it�s the principal!

Sunday, Feb. 1, 2004 :: And now a short break for a commercial announcement�

Saturday, Jan. 31, 2004 :: My mother�s tale of an unsolicited act of kindness.

Saturday, Jan. 31, 2004 :: I have heard a god play guitar, and I am humbled.

Friday, Jan. 30, 2004 :: The ladies lunch

Friday, Jan. 30, 2004 :: We have termites in our educational system.

Thursday, Jan. 29, 2004 :: What a day it�s been�and it�s not over yet!

Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2004 :: I�m B-A-C-K!

Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004 :: Warm, fuzzy feelings are welcome in the bleak mid-winter

Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004 :: Today�s portrait is of my daughter and her maternal grandmother, the two most important women in my life!

Monday, Jan. 26, 2004 :: To sleep, perchance to dream�

Monday, Jan. 26, 2004 :: Cold, so cold�

Sunday, Jan. 25, 2004 :: Why I don�t own a gun or other weapon of mass destruction

Saturday, Jan. 24, 2004 :: Now is the winter of our discontent�

Saturday, Jan. 24, 2004 :: The party�s over�

Friday, Jan. 23, 2004 :: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Thursday, Jan. 22, 2004 :: �Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble�

Thursday, Jan. 22, 2004 :: Time, time, time, see what's become of me...

Wednesday, Jan. 21, 2004 :: Happy Hump Day!

Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004 :: Cthonic creation contortions

Monday, Jan. 19, 2004 :: Tonight�s entry�s inspiration comes from %%diary-darklily%%, with thanks.

Sunday, Jan. 18, 2004 :: The end of an era as personified by a box

Sunday, Jan. 18, 2004 :: I am vexed no longer.

Sunday, Jan. 18, 2004 :: We are Down Loading!

Saturday, Jan. 17, 2004 :: Gastown!

Friday, Jan. 16, 2004 :: A Brief History of Mine

Thursday, Jan. 15, 2004 :: The concert�s over�

Thursday, Jan. 15, 2004 :: I think Hell just froze over

Thursday, Jan. 15, 2004 :: Blow up

Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2004 :: Beam me up, Scotty!

Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2004 :: One month �till Valentines Day!

Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2004 :: The mouse between the cat�s paws.

Monday, Jan. 12, 2004 :: I like my curly hair, really I do!

Monday, Jan. 12, 2004 :: What�s a girl to do?

Sunday, Jan. 11, 2004 :: Printer Apoplexies

Sunday, Jan. 11, 2004 :: Printer Problems

Sunday, Jan. 11, 2004 :: I am too good to be true, really!

Saturday, Jan. 10, 2004 :: Sex and singing, or gender and diction

Friday, Jan. 9, 2004 :: Bluegrass Rules!

Friday, Jan. 9, 2004 :: What tomorrow may bring�

Thursday, Jan. 8, 2004 :: A Family Photo

Thursday, Jan. 8, 2004 :: I�m up a tree

Thursday, Jan. 8, 2004 :: It�s effing cold, again

Wednesday, Jan. 7, 2004 :: Mon pays, ce n�